Silly Putty Comic Summer 2005 - (Winner posted!)

[DungeonmasterCal]

A drill seargent in the army of a powerful warlord had had enough of his completely lackluster archery squads. "Six weeks ago, I welcomed you maggots into the most feared archery unit in the kingdom, the Farley's Fighting Baboons! I broke you down and built you up, but to what end? You are the sorriest lot of archers I've ever seen! You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn! You are completely unteachable! I'm surprised any of you even know which end of the arrow points to the enemy!! Even our mascot, Mr. Snickers, can shoot better than you!!!"

As he paused to catch his breath, one of the privates raised his hand. "WHAT!?!" the drill seargent screamed.

"Seargent, how can you say we're so awful? We've practiced and practiced. I know we're not that great, but how can you compare us to the monkey?"

Taking a deep breath, the seargent looked the private straight in the eye and barked, "The monkey learned to aim better!!!"

Well, that's the best I got. Comedy is not pretty.

 

[FireLance]

The spirits of four adventurers walked into the Blessed Halls of Reincarnation, looking rather disgruntled.

"What happened to you?" asked the celestial clerk on duty.

"The four of us were camping in the wilderness one night, and when we woke up the next morning, we discovered that a monkey had stolen all our weapons and was sitting with them on a tree," explained the monk. "I threw a stone at it to scare it away, and when I did that, it dropped my dancing quarterstaff. The samurai did the same, and the monkey threw down his katana of speed. The sohei also tossed a stone, and got back his brilliant energy naginata."

"So how did you end up here?" the celestial clerk asked.

"We should have left then, but the ninja decided to get back his vorpal shuriken. The monkey learned to aim better."

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

Bravo, Firelance, Bravo!! Your laugh-fu is superior to mine in all ways!

 

[FireLance]

Thanks for the compliment! Naturally, I hope the judges feel the same .

 

[DaveMage]

Thanks for the compliment! Naturally, I hope the judges feel the same .

If not, I'm sure a $20 bill would do the trick...

 

[reveal]

If not, I'm sure a $20 bill would do the trick...

we are not amused

 

[Desdichado]

we are not amused

Well, just a bit anyway.

[size=-2](Psst... want my PayPal info?)[/size]

 

[Rel]

we are not amused

SYHWIT: I'm totally below reproach.

 

[reveal]

Well, just a bit anyway.

[size=-2](Psst... want my PayPal info?)[/size]

SYHWIT: I'm totally below reproach.

[whiney voice]

Guuuuuuuuuys! You're making me look baaaaaaaad.

[/whiney voice]

 

[Rel]

[whiney voice]

Guuuuuuuuuys! You're making me look baaaaaaaad.

[/whiney voice]

As if you needed any help.