Six-word stories

[Nifft]

For sale: dragon-bane sword. Slightly charred.

For sale: fullplate. Mild water damage.

Wanted: Diviner. Discern contact info yourself.

"This one time? At Bard camp?"

Cheers, -- N

 

[Rabelais]

Dungeon Haiku makes Rabelais very grumpy/

Githyanki invade Cormyr, Film at eleven.

Wintermute, Artificial Intelligence, makes people work.

 

[Rabelais]

oooh and my Sig works too

 

[Harmon]

The world began, and man failed.

She said- "fishing or me?"

"What?!!?" "Dice don't lie, you died."

"It's your Mom, Dude. Sorry."

 

[Anti-Sean]

Shut up about your character, already!

 

[Agamon]

Once upon a time...the end.

This story's just six words long.

Save the cheerleader, save the world.

You say goodbye, I say hello.

Granny started kickin' it, ol' skool.

Birth...life...death...what's the point?

A seven? Have a nice day.

 

[Yalius]

One more room won't hurt. Oops.

They are all doomed; I'm smiling.

I came, I saw, I retreated.

Toward the darkness, four heroes rode.

This door is harmless. See, I...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

"I'm gonna kick your *klunk* uhnnnn..."

The last thing he saw...teeth.

Dude? Are you in there? DUUUUDE!!!!!!!

I just wanted the Palantir back.

Guess what? Snow White was polyandrous.

That string was my parachute cord?

Peanut Butter and Spellcasting: bad combo.

 

[Nifft]

"In the beginning... ROLL FOR INITIATIVE!"

"My real phylactery is a demiplane."

"Your weight in gold! After beheading."

G'nite, -- N

 

[DarkKestral]

Dragon slain, but the hero's dead.

Kingdom's in flames; time to leave...

Killed things and took their stuff.

For sale: dragon-bane sword. Slightly charred.

Nifft, that's classic. I love it.