Six-word stories

[blargney the second]

Six by nine is forty two.

 

[Shadeydm]

Small mistake in the magic circle.

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

Kneel, or you will be knelt.

 

[Frostmarrow]

No good came from arming apes.

Very funny indeed.

 

[PapersAndPaychecks]

Maturity: adultery, paternity, matrimony, divorce, alimony.

 

[Man in the Funny Hat]

Was weeping all that was left?
I couldn't stomach any more lies.
Something in the shadows was approaching.
Let's see you try doing better...

 

[Rawhide]

My bounty? Some guy named Vader.

 

[Nifft]

Turns out, I was just an [...]

(The last was redacted to comply with board rules)

Mildly obscuring obscenity isn't actually complying with the rules, just the StupidaFilter(tm). Also, that would be seven words.

"Turns out, I was just obnoxious." -- valid by forum and contest rules.

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"Congratulations! Your next twelve labors are..."

Cheers, -- N

 

[Drowbane]

Dungeon Haiku makes Rabelais very grumpy/

Githyanki invade Cormyr, Film at eleven.

Wintermute, Artificial Intelligence, makes people work.

"Anixiel; Nix-zilla, King of Monsters...RAWR!!!"

"Where is my dragon mag, fool?"

 

[Rabelais]

Mildly obscuring obscenity isn't actually complying with the rules, just the StupidaFilter(tm). Also, that would be seven words.

"Turns out, I was just obnoxious." -- valid by forum and contest rules.

Cheers, -- N

Erik's Grandma is a Ninja Master?

Drowbane's Dragon Magazine is mine now! Bwa hah hah ha