Six-word stories

[the black knight]

I came, I saw, I conquered.

 

[Pbartender]

The Martians weren't who we thought.

 

[awayfarer]

Bad news John, you're the father.

 

[DreadArchon]

Big rocks fall and everyone dies.

 

[Nifft]

Bad news John, you're the father.

"My son... has horns and hooves?!"

, -- N

 

[Rabelais]

Briliantly led, the small army conquored

 

[Raven Crowking]

My girlfriend died. She tasted good.



"Please," the last one pleaded. Unsuccessfully.



So it ends. Damn you all.

 

[Nifft]

"Goodnight, sweetheart. Go back to dead."

-- Buffy Nifft

 

[Raven Crowking]

"Here's your reward." The curtain parted.



That night, we kissed at last.


The dragon gasped, "Not a virgin!"

 

[Rabelais]

Kobold Golf isn't as fun today.

The Goblin wished he hadn't awoke.

Beholder thought: Why all the mirrors?

The Princess hoped for fewer frogs.