GravyFingerz
Gravymancer
Of course sex sells! It's the stimulation of the crotch that empties the wallet. Take for example an average man at the gaming store looking for something to buy:
[man sees magazine cover]
Crotch: "Oooooooh pretty!"
Man: "You like this magazine?"
Crotch: "Yeah yeah yeah!"
Clerk: "Will that be all?"
Man: "Yes, one magazine for me and my crotch!"
Sometimes my crotch makes some bad decisions, but thats why god gave me a brain - to rectify the decisions my crotch made. It's like this - normally the mayor is in charge, but in difficult situations, the sheriff takes over.
All in all, sex sells.
[man sees magazine cover]
Crotch: "Oooooooh pretty!"
Man: "You like this magazine?"
Crotch: "Yeah yeah yeah!"
Clerk: "Will that be all?"
Man: "Yes, one magazine for me and my crotch!"
Sometimes my crotch makes some bad decisions, but thats why god gave me a brain - to rectify the decisions my crotch made. It's like this - normally the mayor is in charge, but in difficult situations, the sheriff takes over.
All in all, sex sells.