Snakes on a Plane (no spoilers please!)

[ssampier]

Fark's already done a photoshop for the SoaP sequel... My personal favorite? Drakes on a Crane!

Is it a bad thing to admit this page made me giggle? I enjoyed the Beavers on the bus (as in Leave it to Beaver).

How about:

Snakes with a Goat, Snakes on a Boat

Alas, the Great Dr. Seuss is deceased. Otherwise it'd be great.

 

[Firebeetle]

Barnyard has "boy cows" with udders involved in a conflict over how to be macho (while running around with big udders), and then giving milk, and getting drunk on the milk from their boy cow udders. This has to be one of the dumbest things ever put into a movie, and immediately removes it from being considered "funny" in any way, shape, or form. Put simply, Barnyard is too horrible for words, and should be expunged from reality if at all possible.

I thought all logic broke down with the talking animals, is that just me folks? The Ant Bully had loads of internal consistancies, and it just flat out bombed. We've had Barnyard at my theater almost as long as we had Narnia, folks are coming back to see it over new movies.

And it's just damn funny. The whole dead bee up the nose gag has had me laughing for two weeks. And the fat rat rapper is hysterical. Did you even watch this movie or just disregard it because of the whole udder thing (which IS weird for the first five minutes, then you forget it.)

 

[Frostmarrow]

Is it true Samuel L Jackson suggested the sequel be called Snakes on Crack?

 

[Storm Raven]

I thought all logic broke down with the talking animals, is that just me folks? The Ant Bully had loads of internal consistancies, and it just flat out bombed. We've had Barnyard at my theater almost as long as we had Narnia, folks are coming back to see it over new movies.

Talking animals is one thing. Talking "boy cows" with udders is another. Talking "boy cows" with udders involved in a debate over who is more macho is beyond reason.

And it's just damn funny.

No, it isn't. It is horrifyingly bad.

 

[Arnwyn]

Heh. Defending Snakes on a Plane, when complainging about a cartoon with talking boy cows with udders?

Fascinating position.

 

[Storm Raven]

Heh. Defending Snakes on a Plane, when complainging about a cartoon with talking boy cows with udders?

Snakes on a Plane is a far better movie than Barnyard could ever hope to be. Even if Barnyard didn't have boy cows drinking milk from their own udders to get drunk.

 

[Rackhir]

http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20060907

 

[qstor]

Well...I went out and rented it. And in honor of that I've changed my signature and avatar

Mike

 

[Asmor]

Holy thread ressurection, Batman!