The Book of Nutkine
_ _ _ _ _ _ As Transcribed by Coik, Childe of Malkav, from the
Ramblings of a Shadowy Beast
Part 1: The Beginning
In the Beginning, we languished deep the Uncharted wilderness, called by
some the ENboard.
We were lost and without Guidance
We did not Dance, for we had no Music
We did not See, for we had no Images
We did Nothing, for we were Nothing, and our [Lives] without Purpose.
But Lo, one day there came a stranger.
Red furred and diminutive was he.
He said unto us,
"I am Nutkin[e]
"You do not Dance...come, I have Music.
"You do not See...come, I have Images.
"You are Nothing...come, I will give your Lives Purpose."
Nutkin[e ]left then, and we who followed him did
Nutkin[e ]traveled to the three-fold [realm ]of Pod, and there established
his dominion.
And Lo, we Danced to our master's MIDIs
Gaped at his [Modified] Images
And Laughed and found Purpose.
Part 2: The Calling
But great Nutkin[e] was not satisfied
He knew that many others had not heeded his Plea
And Languished in the ENBoard wasteland
And so he gather us, his Followers, and bade us thus:
"Go, swiftly deliver my Missive
"For I have selected those who Languish behind and are Worthy of Ascension
"Go, deliver my message to the Robotic Zombie and her progeny
"Go, deliver my message to the Siblings, the Hunter of the Dead and the
Hunter of Elminster_
"Go, deliver my message to the Reefer Three: the [Kraut] bat, the Snow god,
and the It's
"Deliver my message in the Halls of the Dead, to the [Mini]-Lop and the
Dungeon Delver
"Deliver my message to the Master of Lore, and the dominatrix feline
"Deliver my message to all my Chosen."
And we did so, and the Chosen responded
Slowly they gathered in the three-fold realm of Pod
There they established the Chair of Anger
And there was much rejoicing.
There they established the Shack of Love
And there was much rejoicing.
And Nutkin[e] sat back in His chair and did Grin
And proclaimed to his Wife, the Dead-but-not-Dead Girl
"All is Well."
Part 3: The End
But all was not Well in the three-fold land of Pod
Enemies of Nutkin[e] and his followers gained Entrance
Throwing the assembled hosts into Confusion
And the Master of Lore
Long envious of Nutkin[e]'s Realm, for it far outshone his Own
Saw this and Plotted
He exposed how Vulnerable Nutkin[e]land was to its Enemies
And began the Burning Times
Nutkin[e] fought Valiantly against the Invasion, but to no Avail
And then the ultimate Betrayal came
The very Land itself
The three-fold realm of Pod
Turned on Nutkin[e] and cast him Out
And thus we are here, Childe,
With the End Times staring at us
If you enjoyed this book, look for these by the same author also: The Schreck Fragments, The Nutkin
Record, Nutkin Apocrypha, Chronicle of the Black Nutkinland, or Revelations of the Dark Margo