Sorry to hear that so many of you had a bad V-day.
I rocked my daughter to sleep around 8:00 and then read my newly acquired copy of Defenders of the Faith while my wife napped on the couch with the Olympics on. She would keep telling me to wake her up for the men's figure skating and I would, but she would fall asleep again halfway through the routine. It was kind of cute.
When the Olympics went off, we went to the bedroom and I did her a favor or she did one for me, depending on how one counts such things.
Not a bad day.
Here's a helpful tip though: If you have a wife or girlfriend, or you think you might EVER have a wife or girlfriend, go out today and buy up a pile of V-day cards. They're cheap right now. And one day in the not-so-distant future, you will realize that it is again Valentine's Day and you forgot to get a card. No problem, just reach into that drawer where you have that stack of cards and grab one out.