alsih2o said:The Phallic Skewer: A normal looking longspear with carvings representing the ancient virility rights of hill giants, this spear can thrust outward 3 times per day reaching a total length of 30 feet. This action is preformed by the will of the user and does not add any weight.
The spear thrusts forward immediately and withdraws immediately. Anyone combating the wielder within reach gets an AoO. Defenders attempting to sunder this weapon get a +2.
You must have a very mature gaming group.

If I ever tried to use this, I'd get non-stop jokes about "giving the baddies some stiff competition," or constant worrying about enemies having the spell warp wood!