Some Weapons

[Diamond Cross]

There are some weapons that one can never really use. Because they'll never truly work with you.

Such as some kinds of bows. They will always fight with because they'll always be so angry at you because they're just so cross.

Some weapons are just really vulgar because they're flaming all the time.

Others just have poor social skills ebcause they're illegitimate. They enver really had proper parents to teach them how to be proper members of society.

 

[Scott DeWar]

There is one weapon that will try and peck out your eye like a hungry raven.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Some polearms only work on certain kinds of Czechs, and others are simply fishy.

 

[kitsune9]

Funny thread.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Such as some kinds of bows. They will always fight with because they'll always be so angry at you because they're just so cross.

You know why they're cross? They've always got to deal with quarrels.

 

[Thunderfoot]

Is this what they mean by rapier wit? If so, them I so angry I positively sheathing, it's turning me into a real basket case.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Playing this to the hilt, eh?

 

[Thunderfoot]

Don't be gauche, main....

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I hope we don't turn this thread into epic flail with our puns.

 

[Dioltach]

This thread has me quivering with laughter.