Thunderfoot
Hero
I can't believe I'm saying this - it loses something in the translation - I actually like the French version better. Oy!
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Vraille Darkfang
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Thunderfoot said:
I know,
It worked better in French. I suppose I could go back & try to re-work it from the ground up, but the French Version of a 60's British Gimmick song about D&D as sung by a bunch of 60's British Comedians pretending to be Medievel French Soldiers just works so well.
Anyway, since Ms. (Actually, Mrs.) Spears wondrous displays of talent were mentioned earlier: Here is a Parady of one of her best works (That'd be the VIDEO rather than the song).
Orginally from the ENWorld Parody Contest:
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Eric; Call me. There's been some mix-up about a restraining order.
P.S. I have a copy of Ms. Spear's outfit & I look Migghtty fine in it, hairy beer gut & all. Though the crotch is a bit tight.
Vraille Darkfang's
Slave 4 Noah
I know I may be new, but I’ve got threads started too.
And I need to post what I feel like posting.
So let me go and just read.
All u posters look at me like I’m a little lurker.
Well did ya ever think it’d be okay for me to step into this
ENworld?
****always saying little man don’t step into the 1k club.
Well I’m just trying to find out why
Cause Noah is what I love
Post it, Post it, Post it, Post it what
Post it, Post it, Post it, Post it, what
I know I may post on line, may post off line
But I feel like postin’ feel like elopin’
When I read this Noah guy.
What’s practical, what’s logical, what the hell, who cares!
All I know is I’m so happy when you’re postin’ here.
I’m a slaaaaave for Noah
I can not hold it, I cannot control it
I’m a slaaaaave for Noah
I can’t deny it, I’m not trying to hide it.
Eric don’t you wanna post up on me?
To another forum and post
Oh Noah don’t you wanna post up on me?
Won’t you holler my name, my name
Post it Post it Post it Post it what
Post it Post it Post it Post it what
I really wanna post tonight with you.
I really want to post what you want me to.
Noah don’t you wanna post up on me?
To another Forum and post
Oh Noah don’t you wanna post up on me?
Won’t ya holler my name my name
I’m a slaaaave for Noah
I can’t deny it, I’m not trying to hide it.
Post it Post it Post it Post it what
I’m a slaaaave for Noah
I can’t control it, I’m not trying to hide it
Like that
Thunderfoot
Hero
That was horrible, not the parody, the fact that its based on a Brittney Spears song. 
Kormydigar
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dragonhead said:I love song parodies and i want to hear some of the ones that ENworlders have created, post your ORIGINAL creations and enjoy.
I am no musician (can't sing either) but do enjoy writing lyrics. I have been thinking about song parodies that pay tribute to the classic adventures of old. I have finished the first one, and am working on others. Enjoy:
SHRINE OF KUO TOA
(To the tune of "Hotel California" with sincere apologies to The Eagles)
In a dark cavern temple, near where the drow lair
Cold stink of the fishmen,rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a flickering light
My shield grew heavy and my sword was drawn
I had to prep for the fight
There they stood in the doorway
I heard the temple bell
And I was thinking to myself,
' I'm gonna send these fish freaks straight to hell
Then they lit up a huge torch, tried to scare me away
They were croaking down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to Shrine of Kuo toa
Such an awful place
wonder how you'd taste?
Plenty of loot at the Shrine of Kuo toa
Any type of gear, you can find it here
Thier minds are tortured and twisted driving them all to bad ends
They got a goddess they call Blipdoolpoolp and she's got friends
How they kill on the altar....sweet blood to let
Some kill to remember, some kill to forget
So I called up the chieftain
’please release my guys
He said, ’we haven’t had any captives here since CY 609
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Slit your throat in the middle of the night
I can hear them say...
Welcome to Shrine of Kuo toa
Such an awful place
wonder how you'd taste?
They livin’ it up at the Shrine of Kuo toa
What a harsh surprise, bring your lucky die
Piercers on the ceiling,
The yellow mold so nice
And they said ’we are all just worshippers here, of our own device’
And in the chief whip's chambers,
They melee'd as they wished
They slash it with their vorpal blades
But they just can’t kill the fish
Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
’Ho-there’ said the fish man,
We are hatched here to believe
You can worship any time you like
But you can never leave!
FireLance
Legend
Wrote this some time ago and posted it in another thread. Here it is again.
It's Still D&D To Me
(with apologies to Billy Joel)
What's the matter with the sword I'm swinging?
Can't you tell that it's too mundane?
Maybe I should buy some leather armor.
How much gold don't you have anyway?
Where have you been hidin' out lately, honey?
You can't fight monsters 'til you spend a lot of money.
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new game
Funny, but it's still D&D to me.
What's the matter with the horse I'm riding?
Can't you tell that it's out of style?
Should I try to raise a baby griffon?
Yes you can, but it'll take a while.
Nowadays you can't be too sentimental,
Your best bet's a half-dragon half-elemental.
Pokemount, riding dog, half-celestial dire frog,
It's still D&D to me.
Oh, it doesn't matter what they say in the papers,
'Cause it's always been the same old scene.
There's a new game in town but you can't get the sound
From a story in a magazine
Aimed at your average teen.
How about a suite of stat boosting items
And a keen holy flaming burst lance?
You could be a really great hero baby,
If you just give it half a chance.
Don't waste your money on a rod of negation,
You get more mileage from a ring of protection.
Heavy shield, animated, heavy fort, mithril plate,
It's still D&D to me.
What's the matter with the class I'm playing?
Don't you know that it got the shaft?
Should I try to play a cleric/wizard?
If you do then you must be daft.
Don't you know about the new options honey?
You get to stack your saves and your base attack bonii.
It's the next phase, new wave, balanced play, anyways
It's still D&D to me.
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new game
Funny, but it's still D&D to me.
(with apologies to Billy Joel)
What's the matter with the sword I'm swinging?
Can't you tell that it's too mundane?
Maybe I should buy some leather armor.
How much gold don't you have anyway?
Where have you been hidin' out lately, honey?
You can't fight monsters 'til you spend a lot of money.
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new game
Funny, but it's still D&D to me.
What's the matter with the horse I'm riding?
Can't you tell that it's out of style?
Should I try to raise a baby griffon?
Yes you can, but it'll take a while.
Nowadays you can't be too sentimental,
Your best bet's a half-dragon half-elemental.
Pokemount, riding dog, half-celestial dire frog,
It's still D&D to me.
Oh, it doesn't matter what they say in the papers,
'Cause it's always been the same old scene.
There's a new game in town but you can't get the sound
From a story in a magazine
Aimed at your average teen.
How about a suite of stat boosting items
And a keen holy flaming burst lance?
You could be a really great hero baby,
If you just give it half a chance.
Don't waste your money on a rod of negation,
You get more mileage from a ring of protection.
Heavy shield, animated, heavy fort, mithril plate,
It's still D&D to me.
What's the matter with the class I'm playing?
Don't you know that it got the shaft?
Should I try to play a cleric/wizard?
If you do then you must be daft.
Don't you know about the new options honey?
You get to stack your saves and your base attack bonii.
It's the next phase, new wave, balanced play, anyways
It's still D&D to me.
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new game
Funny, but it's still D&D to me.
Vraille Darkfang
First Post
Remember this little ditty?
You know “A little bit of Rita is all I need, A little bit of....”
Lou Bega's Mambo #5? You know it. Got the tune running through your head now? Good. Now you can correctly place the melody to these new lyrics.
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Level #6
By Lotsa Beggin
DM's and gamers....this is Level #6
One,two,three, four, five
Every level in the game so come let's read
From the DMG to the Fiend Folio
The guys say they wanna stay single and base
But I don't really wanna
Battlerager like I had last week
I must say weak that class is now weak
I like the Alienist, Primeval, Shifter, and Ravager
and I as I continue you know the features get sweeter
So what can I do I really beg you Dungeon Lord
To me level'n is just like pork
Everything is all good let me try it
Please send in the d20 Content
A little level of Mindspy for my elf
A little level of Duelist for my bard
A little level of Ronin is all I need
A little level of Skylord helps me flee
A little level of Wild Mage for the fun
A little level of Bow Initiate to shoot long
A little level of Justicar here I go
A little level of em' all is my master plan
Level #6
Jump up and down and beg the DM all around
Shake your hands to his sound
Stomp your feet on the ground
Take one player left and one player right
One ally for the book and one ally for the class
Cite the rules once and cite the rules in mass
and if DM looks like this then you doin' it right
A little level of Mindspy for my elf
A little level of Duelist for my bard
A little level of Ronin is all I need
A little level of Skylord helps me flee
A little level of Wild Mage for the fun
A little level of Bow Initiate to shoot long
A little level of Justicar here I go
A little level of em' all is my master plan
Level #6
Read it and allow it Level #6
A little level of Mindspy for my elf
A little level of Duelist for my bard
A little level of Ronin is all I need
A little level of Skylord helps me flee
A little level of Wild Mage for the fun
A little level of Bow Initiate to shoot long
A little level of Justicar here I go
A little level of em' all is my master plan
Level #6
I do all to fall in love with a class like you
Cause it can fight and it can thrive
It and me are gonna advance real high
____________________________________________
PS. I believe the Surgeon General recommends a pneumatic hammer to drive that Balor- Spawned tune out of your head once it's stuck in there.
You know “A little bit of Rita is all I need, A little bit of....”
Lou Bega's Mambo #5? You know it. Got the tune running through your head now? Good. Now you can correctly place the melody to these new lyrics.
______________________________________
Level #6
By Lotsa Beggin
DM's and gamers....this is Level #6
One,two,three, four, five
Every level in the game so come let's read
From the DMG to the Fiend Folio
The guys say they wanna stay single and base
But I don't really wanna
Battlerager like I had last week
I must say weak that class is now weak
I like the Alienist, Primeval, Shifter, and Ravager
and I as I continue you know the features get sweeter
So what can I do I really beg you Dungeon Lord
To me level'n is just like pork
Everything is all good let me try it
Please send in the d20 Content
A little level of Mindspy for my elf
A little level of Duelist for my bard
A little level of Ronin is all I need
A little level of Skylord helps me flee
A little level of Wild Mage for the fun
A little level of Bow Initiate to shoot long
A little level of Justicar here I go
A little level of em' all is my master plan
Level #6
Jump up and down and beg the DM all around
Shake your hands to his sound
Stomp your feet on the ground
Take one player left and one player right
One ally for the book and one ally for the class
Cite the rules once and cite the rules in mass
and if DM looks like this then you doin' it right
A little level of Mindspy for my elf
A little level of Duelist for my bard
A little level of Ronin is all I need
A little level of Skylord helps me flee
A little level of Wild Mage for the fun
A little level of Bow Initiate to shoot long
A little level of Justicar here I go
A little level of em' all is my master plan
Level #6
Read it and allow it Level #6
A little level of Mindspy for my elf
A little level of Duelist for my bard
A little level of Ronin is all I need
A little level of Skylord helps me flee
A little level of Wild Mage for the fun
A little level of Bow Initiate to shoot long
A little level of Justicar here I go
A little level of em' all is my master plan
Level #6
I do all to fall in love with a class like you
Cause it can fight and it can thrive
It and me are gonna advance real high
____________________________________________
PS. I believe the Surgeon General recommends a pneumatic hammer to drive that Balor- Spawned tune out of your head once it's stuck in there.
Thunderfoot
Hero
Kormydigar said:
I think I just wet myself... BWAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE this one!
[sings]..Welcome to the shrine of Kuo Toa...
Kormydigar
First Post
Thunderfoot said:
Glad you enjoyed it.
I am currently working on " Inverness". I will post when it's done.Vraille Darkfang
First Post
Here's the deal:
Whenever your DM starts a new game, be sure to have every player sing this song together when he first comes in.
(Bonus if everyone has a Kender/Halfling Miniature).
(Double Bonus if you all actually have Kender Characters made).
If so, please present the Coupon at the bottom of this song to your DM.
Nods to Dr. Pepper's Advertising firm and one of the greatest actors of our time, David Noughton
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I'm a Kender
by Dazzletop Noonetopknot
I made a Handler Kender and I'm proud;
I'm part of our gaming crowd.
If you look around these days,
there seems to be a Handler Kender craze.
I'm a Kender, he's a Kender, she's a Kender, we're all Kender; wouldn't you like to play a Kender, too?
I'm a Kender, he's a Kender, she's a Kender.
If you'll make a Handler Kender, you'll be a Kender, too.
Be a Kender, play a Handler Kender.
Be a Kender, play a Handler Kender.
Be a Kender.
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Vraille's Potion Potpourri Paradise
Coupon good for 1 Potion of Cure Moderate wounds when redeemed with a 1st level Kender Player Character Record Sheet.
(Offer not Valid on Kyrnn, Canada, or the US Virgin Islands).
(Limit One Coupon per Campaign per Player).
gold piece value 1/10000th cp
Whenever your DM starts a new game, be sure to have every player sing this song together when he first comes in.
(Bonus if everyone has a Kender/Halfling Miniature).
(Double Bonus if you all actually have Kender Characters made).
If so, please present the Coupon at the bottom of this song to your DM.
Nods to Dr. Pepper's Advertising firm and one of the greatest actors of our time, David Noughton
____________________________________________________________________________
I'm a Kender
by Dazzletop Noonetopknot
I made a Handler Kender and I'm proud;
I'm part of our gaming crowd.
If you look around these days,
there seems to be a Handler Kender craze.
I'm a Kender, he's a Kender, she's a Kender, we're all Kender; wouldn't you like to play a Kender, too?
I'm a Kender, he's a Kender, she's a Kender.
If you'll make a Handler Kender, you'll be a Kender, too.
Be a Kender, play a Handler Kender.
Be a Kender, play a Handler Kender.
Be a Kender.
_________________________________________________________________________
Vraille's Potion Potpourri Paradise
Coupon good for 1 Potion of Cure Moderate wounds when redeemed with a 1st level Kender Player Character Record Sheet.
(Offer not Valid on Kyrnn, Canada, or the US Virgin Islands).
(Limit One Coupon per Campaign per Player).
gold piece value 1/10000th cp
Thunderfoot
Hero
So far all of your stuff has been good....until now.
What is the best thing about kender?
They taste good if roasted on an open flame.
What is the best thing about kender?
They taste good if roasted on an open flame.
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