Thunderfoot said:
Yes, a similar beast, but a little different. I always forget to think of filkng as true parody, but frankly, it is. Usually filking is done more to traditional folk melodies (hence the term filk) and parody is an outright rip-off of a popular or modern song. Some day I'll come up with a classody - and entire Opera with re-written lyrics to ape some subject of some sort, but that project is WAAAAAY in the future. I don't have
that much time on my hands.
I never imagined ANYONE would parody
Alice's Resturant, I mean, that's just sick, but extremely funny. Very good job and I feel sorry for the carpal tunnel syndrome you must now be feeling. We should probably start a charity or something.
Here is an example of Filk music (this is not an origional work)
Divine Irregularity
Words: © 1987 by Tom Smith
Music: "The Good Ship Calabar" (Irish trad.)
"I used to run role-playing games. My system of choice was not the ubiquitous Dungeons & Dragons, but Chaosium's RuneQuest. In this game, characters are not restricted to narrow classes (fighter, mage, etc.); a warrior might know several utilitarian magic spells, be a fair hand at lockpicking and other thiefly skills, and perhaps might even advance in the church of his or her choice -- indeed, become able to appeal to the gods through Divine Intervention, abbreviated throughout the rules as D.I. Unfortunately for this band of stalwarts, D.I. is also the abbreviation for Gordon Dickson's Dorsai Irregulars, a band of intergalactic mercenaries who will kick anybody's ass if the price is right. Their mortal enemies are the Friendlies."
Come gather, lads and lasses, and a tale will be told,
Of noble young adventurers in search of a dragon's gold.
Well... maybe not that noble, maybe not that bold,
And as my song will soon relate, they didn't get that old.
Their leader was Delphine the Black, she fought with double swords,
She wiped her feet on noble fops and humbled mighty lords.
There was also a dwarf named Bristol, quite a strong and ugly lump,
So short and wide and thick of hide he was called the Bristol Stump.
Now, Biff the Drunken Druid was the party's magic power.
He spent his days in a bourbon haze through every waking hour,
And, for Delphine's affections, fought with Varicose the Vain,
A pretty-boy elf with a damn big axe and a thing for causing pain.
Their battle plan was simple: They would all have lengths of wire,
And Biff, disguised as an ice cream man, would quench the dragon's fire,
They'd garrote off its arms and legs in a daring frontal raid,
And if that didn't work, well, they always had the Holy Hand Grenade.
So, they started off for the dragon's cave, its treasures for to take,
But halfway there the birds flew off and the ground began to shake,
They heard a roar and a terrible crash and they all turned round to see
The dragon, right behind them, cleaning its nails on a tree.
(tune: "The Battle of New Orleans")
And they ran through the brambles, and they ran through the briars,
And they ran through the bushes where the rabbit couldn't go.
Ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em...
Sorry, wrong song.
Then Biff said, "Divine Intervention! Hey, that's always worth a try.
O Mother Goddess, save our hides! We beg you for D.I.!"
Now, Druid gods have always had a wit that's rather dry,
So a dozen guys in green and black fell out of a clear blue sky.
They landed with a mighty yell, 'cause landing hurts a lot,
But when they saw the dragon all their pain was quite forgot.
They hollered "WHAT A CHALLENGE!" and they hid behind some trees,
And they all whipped out their laser guns and blew away its knees.
Now, our heroes were in front of it, as you may well recall,
And when its legs were vaporized, they knew where it would fall.
Now, Biff had a chance to save just one, and it caused him awful pain
To choose who lived -- whether Bristol, whether Delphine, or whether Vain.
Then he pushed Delphine to safety and knocked Varicose to the turf,
And when the dragon hit the elf, he was shorter than a Smurf.
Now, Bristol the Dwarf was weighted down with all that stupid wire,
And he got crushed to dwarven slime, so now he's Bristol-Mire.
Delphine and Biff the Drunken Druid sent up a thankful prayer,
And thought of all the dragon gold the two of them would share,
Till they remembered all those warriors wondering what to do,
Until that balmy Druid said, "We're friendly! Who are you?"
So if you ask adventurers, they'll always say the same:
"Don't ever bother dragons -- nothing adventured, nothing gamed,
And never trust the Druid gods, nor beg them for D.I.,
'Cause you might get Intervention, and you just might get Dorsai."
