dragonhead
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ouch! my roomie at my dorm dropedout because of the homework. he wanted to become an electrical engineer.
song parodies
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dragonhead
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um, trying to keep this thread alive, so if there are any more parodies, then lets hear them.
dragonhead
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the new wierd al cd came out and i got it yesterday. I thought it was ok, not his best, but hey. anyone else got it?
Thunderfoot
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Yep, I saw the video for "White and Nerdy" before the CD came out and got it just for that. I agree, the CD is not his best, but then, there aren't a lot of great "new" songs to parody out there right now.
dragonhead
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i only liked the white and nerdy and candian idiot songs. i thought the rest were crap.
Vraille Darkfang
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I've got more songs on the way.
Maybe.
About 2 months ago, my boss at my Part Time job (3 days a week) came to me and told me they might, maybe, possibly, sorta, kinda, be able to get me on Full Time sometime after the first of the Year.
The First of the Year turned out to be that Monday.
Needless to say, my free time to come up with silly lyrics has been drastically slashed.
I'll keep working on them here and there, but no real time-table as to when they will be done.
Maybe.
About 2 months ago, my boss at my Part Time job (3 days a week) came to me and told me they might, maybe, possibly, sorta, kinda, be able to get me on Full Time sometime after the first of the Year.
The First of the Year turned out to be that Monday.
Needless to say, my free time to come up with silly lyrics has been drastically slashed.
I'll keep working on them here and there, but no real time-table as to when they will be done.
dragonhead
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cnath.rm said:Congrats on the job upgrade.
Ditto, though we shale miss you songs.
Vraille Darkfang
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I have RETURNED!
Not even bouts of Explosive Diarrhea can keep me away forever. (I'm never eating a Italian Sub followed by Bacon Covered Potato Skins again)
With Special thanks to Jim Croce and his song Operator (That's Not the Way it Feels)
________________________________________________
Celestial Deva (That's not the way level draining feels)
by: Jim Croakeed, III (and IV, and V, and VII); VI got killed during Background Creation.
Celestial Deva, well could you help me place this prayer?
See, the organs in my ribcage are cold and blooded
The unliving in a cave was my best old ex-friend Ray
A rogue I knew well and sometimes hated
Isn't that the way level draining goes?
Well, I've forgot spell slots
And give me the components if you can find em
So I can cast just to level nine and those below
I've succumbed to the blow, I’ve unlearned what I knew well
I only wish my spells could just restore myself
That it just wasn't real
But that's not the way level draining feels
Celestial Deva, well could you help me place this prayer?
Well, I can't read the scroll that the druid gave me
That something took my eyes, I think it happened last time
I built around a class that I thought would save me
Isn't that the way level draining goes?
Well, I've forgot spell slots
And give me the components if you can find em
So I can cast just to level nine and those below
I've succumbed to the blow, I’ve unlearned what I knew well
I only wish my spells could just restore myself
That it just wasn't real
But that's not the way level draining feels
Celestial Deva, let's forget about this prayer
You see there's no more negative hit points I can fall to
Thank you for your time, though I'll rise as one more of their kind
And you can't turn me this time
Isn't that the way level draining goes?
Well, I've forgot spell slots
And give me the components if you can find em
So I can cast just to level nine and those below
I've succumbed to the blow, I’ve unlearned what I knew well
I only wish my spells could just restore myself
That it just wasn't real
But that's not the way level draining feels
Not even bouts of Explosive Diarrhea can keep me away forever. (I'm never eating a Italian Sub followed by Bacon Covered Potato Skins again)
With Special thanks to Jim Croce and his song Operator (That's Not the Way it Feels)
________________________________________________
Celestial Deva (That's not the way level draining feels)
by: Jim Croakeed, III (and IV, and V, and VII); VI got killed during Background Creation.
Celestial Deva, well could you help me place this prayer?
See, the organs in my ribcage are cold and blooded
The unliving in a cave was my best old ex-friend Ray
A rogue I knew well and sometimes hated
Isn't that the way level draining goes?
Well, I've forgot spell slots
And give me the components if you can find em
So I can cast just to level nine and those below
I've succumbed to the blow, I’ve unlearned what I knew well
I only wish my spells could just restore myself
That it just wasn't real
But that's not the way level draining feels
Celestial Deva, well could you help me place this prayer?
Well, I can't read the scroll that the druid gave me
That something took my eyes, I think it happened last time
I built around a class that I thought would save me
Isn't that the way level draining goes?
Well, I've forgot spell slots
And give me the components if you can find em
So I can cast just to level nine and those below
I've succumbed to the blow, I’ve unlearned what I knew well
I only wish my spells could just restore myself
That it just wasn't real
But that's not the way level draining feels
Celestial Deva, let's forget about this prayer
You see there's no more negative hit points I can fall to
Thank you for your time, though I'll rise as one more of their kind
And you can't turn me this time
Isn't that the way level draining goes?
Well, I've forgot spell slots
And give me the components if you can find em
So I can cast just to level nine and those below
I've succumbed to the blow, I’ve unlearned what I knew well
I only wish my spells could just restore myself
That it just wasn't real
But that's not the way level draining feels
Vraille Darkfang
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This one wrote itself way too easily.
Thanks to Mick, Keith and the Boys. (You know this is a song I've hummed along to 100's of times, and never, never, never, really understood the actual lyrics to Brown Sugar.)
What follows is the Bardic “Dwarf-Chant” that got one of the Founding Groups of the Dwarven Balladeer Style later know as 'Rock' Exiled from the World's Edge Mountains and every Dwarf-Den between the Great Glacier to the Great Rift.
Indeed, despite mounting fame in such locations as Waterdeep, Silverymoon, and Arabel, they remained pariahs in their home Thanedoms. Even their (later) contention this song exalted the Taste of Caramelized, Roasted Orc Flesh, and not, well... Ummm... Orc Flesh.
And despite a recent failed Climb check by their lead lutest, the Group continues to perform around Faeurn to this day.
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Orc Sugar by the Immobile Boulders
Sword Coast slave ship bound for Luskan Mines,
Sold in a market down in Ne'erwinter.
Scarred old Zhentarim know hes doin' alright.
Hear him whip the orcs just around midnight.
Ah orc sugar how come you taste so good
(a-ha) orc sugar, just like a young orc should
A-huh.
Anvils beating, cold dwarven blood runs hot,
Thane of the house wondrin' where its gonna stop.
Dwarf boy knows that he's doin alright.
You should a heard him just around midnight.
Ah orc sugar how come you taste so good
(a-ha) orc sugar, just like a orc girl should
A-huh.
I bet your mama was a barbarian queen, and
all her dwarf friends were level eighteen.
I'm no paladin-boy but I know what I like,
You should have heard me just around midnight.
Ah orc sugar how come you taste so good
(a-ha) orc sugar, just like a young orc should.
I said yeah, I said yeah, I said yeah, I said
Oh just like a, just like a orc girl should.
I said yeah, I said yeah, I said yeah, I said
Oh just like, just like a orc girl should.
Thanks to Mick, Keith and the Boys. (You know this is a song I've hummed along to 100's of times, and never, never, never, really understood the actual lyrics to Brown Sugar.)
What follows is the Bardic “Dwarf-Chant” that got one of the Founding Groups of the Dwarven Balladeer Style later know as 'Rock' Exiled from the World's Edge Mountains and every Dwarf-Den between the Great Glacier to the Great Rift.
Indeed, despite mounting fame in such locations as Waterdeep, Silverymoon, and Arabel, they remained pariahs in their home Thanedoms. Even their (later) contention this song exalted the Taste of Caramelized, Roasted Orc Flesh, and not, well... Ummm... Orc Flesh.
And despite a recent failed Climb check by their lead lutest, the Group continues to perform around Faeurn to this day.
____________________________________________
Orc Sugar by the Immobile Boulders
Sword Coast slave ship bound for Luskan Mines,
Sold in a market down in Ne'erwinter.
Scarred old Zhentarim know hes doin' alright.
Hear him whip the orcs just around midnight.
Ah orc sugar how come you taste so good
(a-ha) orc sugar, just like a young orc should
A-huh.
Anvils beating, cold dwarven blood runs hot,
Thane of the house wondrin' where its gonna stop.
Dwarf boy knows that he's doin alright.
You should a heard him just around midnight.
Ah orc sugar how come you taste so good
(a-ha) orc sugar, just like a orc girl should
A-huh.
I bet your mama was a barbarian queen, and
all her dwarf friends were level eighteen.
I'm no paladin-boy but I know what I like,
You should have heard me just around midnight.
Ah orc sugar how come you taste so good
(a-ha) orc sugar, just like a young orc should.
I said yeah, I said yeah, I said yeah, I said
Oh just like a, just like a orc girl should.
I said yeah, I said yeah, I said yeah, I said
Oh just like, just like a orc girl should.
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