song parodies

[dragonhead]

hey guys,

just wondering if anyone has any new songs. plus im going to open up the thread to all parodies to keep the songs coming. so even if it is non gamer and rated at least pg-13, post it

 

[Chimera]

Now I wish that I could find the words I wrote about six years ago. Based on Alan Parson's Project "Can't Take It With You", but changed to be about our HelpDesk.

And this morning I was thinking of a parody of "A Man of Constant Sorrow" (from the movie "O Brother..."), changed to "A Man of Constant Jihad".

 

[Agamon]

Imagine Gwen Stefani doing a Thriller-type video... (to the tune of "Hollaback Girl", apologies to Miss Stefani)

"Notadumb Ghoul"

Uh huh, this is my stench
All you ghasts claw their faces like this

A few times they've tried to turn me back
But it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I'm a ghast, notadumb ghoul
I'm a ghast, notadumb ghoul

A few times they've tried to turn me back
But it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I'm a ghast, notadumb ghoul
I'm a ghast, notadumb ghoul

Ooooh ooh, this my stench, this my stench
Ooooh ooh, this my stench, this my stench
Ooooh ooh, this my stench, this my stench
Ooooh ooh, this my stench, this my stench

That cleric there's trying to turn my ass
And he thought that I was going to beat it
But I had more hit dice than he thought, so it's only firing me up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna rip your face off an' eat your spleen
That's right, put the silly symbol down, cause it's only firing me up

A few times they've tried to turn me back
But it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I'm a ghast, notadumb ghoul
I'm a ghast, notadumb ghoul

A few times they've tried to turn me back
But it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I'm a ghast, notadumb ghoul
I'm a ghast, notadumb ghoul

Ooooh ooh, this my stench, this my stench
Ooooh ooh, this my stench, this my stench
Ooooh ooh, this my stench, this my stench
Ooooh ooh, this my stench, this my stench

So that's right cleric, meet me in the graveyard
No paladins, no fighter/druid/bards
Both of us want to be the winner, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna fight, gonna claw ya in the groin
Gonna make you fall, gonna paralyze you
That's right I'm the last one standing, and now it's time for lunch

A few times they've tried to turn me back
But it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I'm a ghast, notadumb ghoul
I'm a ghast, notadumb ghoul

A few times they've tried to turn me back
But it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I'm a ghast, notadumb ghoul
I'm a ghast, notadumb ghoul

Ooooh ooh, this my stench, this my stench
Ooooh ooh, this my stench, this my stench
Ooooh ooh, this my stench, this my stench
Ooooh ooh, this my stench, this my stench

And now you've got ghoul fever
D-I-S-E-A-S-E
(Yeah, you've ghoul fever)
(D-I-S-E-A-S-E)

Too bad you've got ghoul fever
D-I-S-E-A-S-E
(Yeah, you've ghoul fever)
(D-I-S-E-A-S-E)

A few times they've tried to turn me back
But it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I'm a ghast, notadumb ghoul
I'm a ghast, notadumb ghoul

A few times they've tried to turn me back
But it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I'm a ghast, notadumb ghoul
I'm a ghast, notadumb ghoul

 

[dragonhead]

To the song above...

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Goldmoon]

This thread inspired me to write this. Let me apologize to the BeeGees in advance. If you cant tell its a parody of "Stayin Alive".


Well you can tell by the way my armor shines,
I'm a Paladin, I’m so divine.
Sword is sharp and shield is strong, I've been ready to fight
Since I was born.
now if you lie, or if you cheat,
I might turn the other cheek
But if you try, to kill or mame
Ill take you down in my God’s name

Whether you're a cloaker or whether you're a roper,
I’m ready to smite, ready to smite.
Undead bones are breakin' and evil clerics’ shakin’,
And I’m ready to smite, ready to smite
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ready to smite, ready to smite.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ready to smite, ready to smite.

Well now, I get spells, my skills are broad,
And if I fall in battle, I’m with my God.
I’m in gleaming plate down to my shoes.
I'm a holy man and I just can't lose.
now if you lie, or if you cheat,
I might turn the other cheek
But if you try, to kill or mame
Ill take you down in my God’s name

Whether you're a cloaker or whether you're a roper,
I’m ready to smite, ready to smite.
Undead bones are breakin' and evil clerics’ shakin’,
And I’m ready to smite, ready to smite
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ready to smite, ready to smite.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ready to smite, ready to smite.

I’m holy rolling. Somebody blessed me.
Somebody blessed me yeah.
I’m holy rolling. Somebody blessed me.
Somebody blessed me yeah. Ready to smite

Well you can tell by the way my armor shines,
I'm a Paladin, I’m so divine.
Sword is sharp and shield is strong, I've been ready to fight
Since I was born.
now if you lie, or if you cheat,
I might turn the other cheek
But if you try, to kill or mame
Ill take you down in my God’s name

Whether you're a cloaker or whether you're a roper,
I’m ready to smite, ready to smite.
Undead bones are breakin' and evil clerics’ shakin’,
And I’m ready to smite, ready to smite
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ready to smite, ready to smite.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ready to smite, ready to smite.

I’m holy rolling. Somebody blessed me.
Somebody blessed me yeah.
I’m holy rolling. Somebody blessed me.
Somebody blessed me yeah. Ready to smite

 

[Hawkeye]

Some of these are really great. If I may add one that I wrote a few years back:

Light Fingered Rogue
By
Hawkeye
(Sung to the tune of Blue Collar by Styx)

I’ve got a job with lots of security
It gives me a chance to survive
I’ll steal from the poor soul in the bread line
I may not leave them alive

My mother and father, my wife and my friends
I’ve stolen from them all equally
But I’ve got the talent and I have the skill
Without an ounce of grief

I’ll take those
Gold Crowns, some Silver doubloons
Keeping my pouch ever full
I’ll take all that isn’t nailed down
Just to be a light fingered rouge

I’ll make you an offer that you can’t refuse
It’s your money or your life
This is the last time before you feel my knife,
So ready or not

Chorus

Keeping my mind on a better life
Where happiness is only a dagger thrust away
Perhaps one day I’ll give up my larcenous ways
Open a shop or sell trinkets by the sea

(Pause)

Nah!!

Chorus

 

[Thunderfoot]

Good ones guys! Goldmoon, THAT was AWESOME!!!!!
I have been neglecting my own song writing to focus on my schoolwork. I see that I have had my priorities wrong. I willl get back to work pronto!.

 

[Servitor of Wrath]

To the tune of "Hey, Mr. Tally Man"

Come on, Wulfgar, let’s go kill some giants.
(Aegis-Fang come and it shatter your bones.)
Drizzt and Wulfgar, hiking to the mountains.
(Aegis-Fang come and it shatter your bones.)
Day-o to slay-o!
(Aegis-Fang come and it shatter your bones.)
Day-o to slay-o!
(Aegis-Fang come and it shatter your bones.)
Six brute, seven brute, eight brute, bunch!
(Aegis-Fang come and it shatter your bones.)
Six brute, seven brute, eight brute, bunch!
(Aegis-Fang come and it shatter your bones.)


Come, Mr. Tally Man, tally up me bodies.
(Aegis-Fang come and it shatter your bones.)
Drizzt and Wulfgar, racking up the bodies.
(Aegis-Fang come and it shatter your bones.)
Day-o to slay-o!
(Aegis-Fang come and it shatter your bones.)
Day-o to slay-o!
(Aegis-Fang come and it shatter your bones.)
Six brute, seven brute, eight brute, bunch!
(Aegis-Fang come and it shatter your bones.)
Six brute, seven brute, eight brute, bunch!
(Aegis-Fang come and it shatter your bones.)


Come, Mr. Tally Man, tally up me bodies.
(Aegis-Fang come and it shatter your bones.)
Thanks to Aegis-Fang, Wulfgar is the winner.
(Aegis-Fang come and it shatter your bones.)
Day-o to slay-o!
(Aegis-Fang come and it shatter your bones.)
Day-o to slay-o!
(Aegis-Fang come and it shatter your bones.)
Six brute, seven brute, eight brute, bunch!
(Aegis-Fang come and it shatter your bones.)
Six brute, seven brute, eight brute, bunch!
(Aegis-Fang come and it shatter your bones.)


Next day Wulfgar cleaning off his hammer.
(Aegis-Fang come and it shatter your bones.)
Drizzt say, Wulfgar, let’s go kill some ogres.
(Aegis-Fang come and it shatter your bones.)
Day-o to slay-o!
(Aegis-Fang come and it shatter your bones.)
Day-o to slay-o!
(Aegis-Fang come and it shatter your bones.)
Six brute, seven brute, eight brute, bunch!
(Aegis-Fang come and it shatter your bones.)
Six brute, seven brute, eight brute, bunch!
(Aegis-Fang come and it shatter your bones.)

 

[dragonhead]

These are pure gold. Thunderfoot, as a teacher im suppose to tell you that your school work is the most important, but as a poster, keep those song coming. if you dont mind me askin, what are you studing?

 

[Thunderfoot]

These are pure gold. Thunderfoot, as a teacher im suppose to tell you that your school work is the most important, but as a poster, keep those song coming. if you dont mind me askin, what are you studing?

Audio Engineering... The classes aren't bad but this six hours of homework a night is killing me.