Kareem eagerly accepts the offer to go to a nightclub, and hops in the cab with Kim. During the ride, he absorbs the local scenery, taking in all with wide eyes, and peppers the driver with all sorts of questions about happenings in Zimbawe [Gather Information +1] He also tells longwinded, fictitious stories of his own days in New York as cab driver.
"Okay, so then this guy rear ends me on this deserted street, crushing the back end of my cab. I stop the car and get out; I'm REALLY upset. I start yelling at him, calling him a moron. This old guy with a cane gets out. I stop yelling, feelin' kind of bad for yelling at a cripple, yah? Okay, and then he's like 'Why you stop being angry? Ashamed?' Then, he pulls out a .44 Magnum and fires some shots at me. I make this great diving roll under my car and start using it for cover. He keeps firing, and the bullets are going through the car. One almost took my ear off! That HAD to stop. So then I wrench off my hubcap in turn, and fling it at the guy like a discus! It nails him right in the wrist, disarming him. I jump and roll over the top of my car, when suddenly the guy pulls a sword out of his cane and pulls his white beard and hair off! A mask! He stabs at me, and I use the hubcap as a shield. I then twist, disarm the sword, and the punk runs away. I try to catch him, but the .44 bullets took out my engine. Then, his car blows up for no reason. I was nearly killed! Anyway, that reminds me of this time when I was racing this BMW in my taxicab in the ROcky Mountains, on Mt. Mckinely, which is the highest mountain in the US, and...