Arani Korden
First Post
Thanks, guys. I just stumbled across the picture, and said "Hey! That's exactly the right size for an avatar!"
Scent of a Mule, Mike Gordon
Kitty Malone sat on a mule,
Was riding in style.
When suddenly, like the sound of a buzzard's breaking,
Kitty felt laser beams being fired at her head.
She said, "I hate laser beams,
And you never done see me askin'
For a UFO
In Tomahawk County."
Well she kicked the mule,
And it walked the path,
And the aliens fired from behind.
Till she stopped the mule,
And she kicked the rump,
And the big old mule took a big old dump.
Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go!
Take your laser beams away!
Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go!
You better stop that laser game!
Or you'll smell my mule.
She felt the fire against her neck,
And it saddened her to feel it burn.
When suddenly, like the sound of a breeding Holstein,
Kitty said, "Stop!
We ain't lookin' for fightin'
In Tomahawk County."
A little guy from the UFO
Came on out and said his name was Joe.
She said, "Come on over for some lemonade.
Just follow me now with the whole brigade."
Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go!
Take your laser beams away!
Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go!
You better stop that laser game!
Or you'll smell my mule.
They walked into her cabin shack.
They had never seen a southern home,
And they liked it, better than their UFO.
They liked it, they really liked it!
They said, "Here's a place of elegance.
Here we shower ourselves in lightness."
dpdx said:Interesting discussion on theme songs. I was thinking that the Star Wars Iconic Love Theme ought to be a different Elvis Costello song: 'Accidents Will Happen'.
Set Harth said:Question. How many dark side points is the slaughter of an entire Sand People Tribe worth?![]()
Set Harth said:Question. How many dark side points is the slaughter of an entire Sand People Tribe worth?![]()