Star Wars Iconic Characters: Off-stage.

[Vor'en Kurn]

Question. How many dark side points is the slaughter of an entire Sand People Tribe worth?

I swear by my blaster that if you ever act as whiney as Hayden Christensen, you won't be the only one earning dark side points.

And speaking of theme songs, why is it that after reading Valara's latest post, I heard Love Shack playing in my head?

Repeatedly?

Oh, sithspit....

 

[Arani Korden]

And speaking of theme songs, why is it that after reading Valara's latest post, I heard Love Shack playing in my head?

Repeatedly?

Oh, sithspit....

Great. Now it's stuck in my head. I'll get you for this.

 

[Valara]

I swear by my blaster that if you ever act as whiney as Hayden Christensen, you won't be the only one earning dark side points.

And speaking of theme songs, why is it that after reading Valara's latest post, I heard Love Shack playing in my head?

If you break my toy, you will find certain tender parts being 'gripped' off or all staticy.

 

[Dorn Tavers]

If you break my toy, you will find certain tender parts being 'gripped' off or all staticy.

Now THAT kind of thing should rack up some MAJOR Dark Side points!!

 

[Vor'en Kurn]

Is anyone else reminded of "Space Balls"?

 

[Pbartender]

I'd like everyone to remember three things...

1. Every Star Wars movie made has been rated PG.
2. Eric's Grandmother is watching.
3. None of you can legally vote in the United States.
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   Now then. I think the sound guys have found a suitable anthem for Set...
   
   

   Tainted Love, Ed Cobb
   
   Sometimes I feel I've got to
   Run away.
   I've got to
   Get away,
   From the pain that you drive into the heart of me.
   The love we share
   Seems to go nowhere,
   And I've lost my light
   For I toss and turn I can't sleep at night.
   
   Once I ran to you.
   I ran.
   Now I'll run from you.
   This tainted love you've given.
   I give you all a boy could give you.
   Take my tears and that's not nearly all.
   Oh!
   Tainted love.
   Tainted love.
   
   Now I know I've got to
   Run away.
   I've got to
   Get away.
   You don't really want it any more from me.
   To make things right
   You need someone to hold you tight,
   And you'll think love is to pray.
   But I'm sorry I don't pray that way.
   
   Once I ran to you.
   I ran.
   Now I'll run from you.
   This tainted love you've given.
   I give you all a boy could give you.
   Take my tears and that's not nearly all.
   Oh!
   Tainted love.
   Tainted love.
   
   Don't touch me please!
   I cannot stand the way you tease.
   I love you though you hurt me so.
   Now I'm going to pack my things and go.
   
   Tainted love, tainted love.
   Touch me baby, tainted love.
   Tainted love.

 

[Valara]

I'd like everyone to remember three things...

1. Every Star Wars movie made has been rated PG.
2. Eric's Grandmother is watching.
3. None of you can legally vote in the United States.
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   Now then. I think the sound guys have found a suitable anthem for Set...
   

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   I understand the first 2, not so clear on the third one, what is this United States thing? (Actually I am old enough to vote, and I know Sia is, and I'd lay bets on Rory)

 

[Sia-Lan Wezz]

Hey - how do you know how old I am? LOL I don't even know!

 

[Arani Korden]

Hey - how do you know how old I am? LOL I don't even know!

According to http://www.theforce.net/timetales/tt1-9/Sect1-9.shtml , Rorworr and Deel are born 49 years before the battle of Yavin, and Sia-Lan is born 47 years BBY. If Episode I takes place in 32 BBY, that would make Deel and Rory 17 and Sia-Lan a mere 15 years old.

Of course, the site is unofficial, and I have no idea where they're pulling their dates from. The Adventure Game, maybe? (They also give birth years for some of the pregens from the Adventure Game who didn't make the Iconic roster, htough they forgot me.)

Anyway, 15 seems a bit young to me, and since it's an unofficial timeline, we're free to ignore it. Forget I said anything.

 

[Arani Korden]

It's also worth noting that if we take the few dates we have as gospel, that would make Set over 1000 years old. No wonder he's cranky.

Somebody e-mail Kira Lar and tell her to come back, all is forgiven.