Supply the punchline

[Tewligan]

When I saw the thread titled something like "A necromancer walks into a bar", I thought it would be a joke, and was sorely disappointed (I disappoint easily). Anyway, to ease my sorrow, here's a setup for a joke - let's see your best punchlines!

THE JOKE (tm):
A necromancer walks into a tavern and takes a stool at the bar. The barkeep sees him and says "Hey! We don't serve necromancers in this bar!", to which the necromancer replies...


Well?

 

[Tewligan]

Just to get the ball rolling...

"That's okay, this place is dead anyway!"

 

[Femerus the Gnecro]

1. "Drop dead."

2. "I thought I might unliven up the joint!"

3. "Dang, I'm boned."

4. "That's fine, all I wanted was a beer."

5. "*casts dominate* Yes you do."

6. "Maybe not yet...*kills bartender, raises him, controls him*"

-Femerus

 

[Mouseferatu]

"I don't need a bartender! I can summon spirits!!"

(Give it a minute. You'll get it...)

 

[Aaron L]

"That's fine, I don't want one."

 

[Mark]

"Not enough negative energy in here for my tastes anyway..."

 

[Zappo]

For now, mouseferatu is winning.

 

[BeholderBurger]

Joke

Howdya know I was a necromancer? Oh, I smell.....ok i`ll go!!

 

[333 Dave]

"Oh, the drinks not for me, its for my zombie friend, he's a bit parched."

 

[alsih2o]

"yet"


been racking my brain for a way to combine "a stiff drink" with "rigor mortis"....and have failed miserably, anybody?