Supply the punchline

[Vaxalon]

wight rush in

Aaaarrrrgh! Oh, that's FOUL.

 

[Kugar]

Originally posted by Tewligan
THE JOKE (tm):
A necromancer walks into a tavern and takes a stool at the bar. The barkeep sees him and says "Hey! We don't serve necromancers in this bar!", to which the necromancer replies...

"That's OK. I just want to buy a round"

All the people in the bar cheer and toast the mage. When the happy patrons lift their glasses, the necromancer has a HUGE smile on his face.

The barkeep asks what's going on and the necromancer replies "I just enjoy raising spirits"

 

[Kugar]

I didn't think the second one was THAT bad.

 

[Pielorinho]

Kugar, your first joke was great -- best in the thread!

Then somebody posted some joke about "raising spirits," and I thought, "Geez! They're ripping off Kugar's joke!"

Heh. Next time I'll pay attention to who's posting.

Daniel

 

[spinjammer]

Originally posted by Tewligan

THE JOKE (tm):
A necromancer walks into a tavern and takes a stool at the bar. The barkeep sees him and says "Hey! We don't serve necromancers in this bar!", to which the necromancer replies...



That's okay, give me a holy bartender instead.


Spinjammer

 

[MEG Hal]

THE JOKE (tm):
A necromancer walks into a tavern and takes a stool at the bar. The barkeep sees him and says "Hey! We don't serve necromancers in this bar!", to which the necromancer replies...
Well?

Ok at work so I will try.......

I wasn't ordering a necromancer, dolt. I was trying to get an ale.

 

[herald]

A fish, because a bicycle has no bones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MeepoTheMighty]

A necromancer walks into a tavern and takes a stool at the bar. The barkeep sees him and says "Hey! We don't serve necromancers in this bar!", to which the necromancer replies...

No, I'm a frayed knot.

Er, wait, wrong joke.

 

[Zigmutt]

"How 'bout a Bloody Mary? I've always wanted a bride..."