Surreal D&D Moments for Unwilling Innocent Bystanders...

[Henry]

Scarily, so could I. However, I'll personally led the calls of derision to the newspapers, letting them know what boobs the accusers are who thought it was a serious conversation. Enough people and their families play video games now to know better.

 

[diaglo]

Scarily, so could I. However, I'll personally led the calls of derision to the newspapers, letting them know what boobs the accusers are who thought it was a serious conversation. Enough people and their families play video games now to know better.

i work for the feds. believe me when i tell you... some of them still have no clue.

 

[ragboy]

We were playing one time at my friend's house (the DM), and the group was in this town that had an annual "lottery." We entered. Unbeknownst to us, the prize was to be devoured by a giant chicken. My PC was chained to a stage in a public square as the aforementioned giant chicken came in, started devouring the other 3 NPCs that "won," too. Suddenly, I screamed out, "I'm gonna get eaten by A GIANT CHICKEN!"

His mom walked by. She then thought I was drunk.

That's hilarious. One of the first templated creatures that my oldest son made when he discovered that he could make his own monsters was a "Dire zombie blink chicken." I told him he must write an adventure for Dungeon in which these are the primary antagonist. Maybe the April issue...

So, when that term comes out in 'mixed company' (gamers/non-gamers), we get some really weird looks.

 

[warlord]

Ok so I'm watching Angel with some of my friends and he just finished kicking off a zombie's head. So I said something like "Whoa Angel is totally an epic level monk." They all thought I was crazy. Then there was the time I was explaining the recent expliots of my werewolf character in D&D to a friend. So I'm going on about stalking some guy for hours and how eventually conered him in an alley and ate him. I look over my friend's shoulder and there's this terrified old lady who's just slowly backing away looking at me like I'm a monster.

 

[Jeff Wilder]

Be careful not to get fingered as a terrorist.

Or fisted as a vampire.


Jeff

P.S. *Cough*. I say, *cough*.

 

[Xath]

Sometimes when our group goes to restaraunts and we see people who have the gamer "look," we'll say things like "dungeon master" and "d20" to see if we can catch their attention.

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

Sometimes when our group goes to restaraunts and we see people who have the gamer "look," we'll say things like "dungeon master" and "d20" to see if we can catch their attention.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who's done this....

 

[Tewligan]

Or fisted as a vampire.


Jeff

P.S. *Cough*. I say, *cough*.

Haha! I KNEW there was a joke in the original comment somewhere, but I couldn't get it to work. Kudos, Mr. Wilder!

 

[Jeff Wilder]

Haha! I KNEW there was a joke in the original comment somewhere, but I couldn't get it to work. Kudos, Mr. Wilder!

I was beginning to think that neither I nor Anatole was gonna get the love we deserve.


Jeff

 

[Evilhalfling]

I was playing an early magic tourney at a local Con -
and in a moment of silence the words " So after this I am going to go see my Crack dealer"
drifted across the room. Every head swivled.