Survivor Core Races- DWARF WINS (in a Scottish Accent)!

Aebir-Toril

Is lukewarm on the Forgotten Realms
Um .... not to pee into the wind, or kinkshame .... but this reminds me of a story:

Gnome: Hurt me, hurt me!

Me: No.
I'd hurt the Gnome...

With an atomic warhead.

The fallout helps reduce the chance of them growing back.
 

lowkey13

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
I'd hurt the Gnome...

With an atomic warhead.

The fallout helps reduce the chance of them growing back.
Gnomes are like slinkies; they don't have a purpose, but it's so much fun to push them down the stairs.
 

Harzel

Adventurer

CleverNickName

Limit Break Dancing
And we're down to my three favorites. As far as I'm concerned, these three options all tie for first place, and the contest is over.

Dwarf 14 Long live Ivan Ironforge, my first D&D character ever.
Elf 1-2=-1 In memory of Drexin Moonrae, the first druid I ever played. Requiescat in pace
Human 11+1=12 For Malachi Bontraegr, the warlock I'm playing on Friday.
 
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Aebir-Toril

Is lukewarm on the Forgotten Realms
And we're down to my three favorites. As far as I'm concerned, these three options all tie for third place, and the contest is over.

Dwarf 14 Long live Ivan Ironforge, my first D&D character ever.
Elf 1-2=-1 In memory of Drexin Moonrae, the first druid I ever played. Requiescat in pace
Human 11+1=12 For Malachi Bontraegr, my warlock.
What have you done? Cries in Elven
 

Harzel

Adventurer
You have to burn the twin BBEGs down together, otherwise they explode and wipe the raid.

Dwarf 15 - 2 = 13
Human 10 + 1 = 11
 

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