Survivor Core Races- DWARF WINS (in a Scottish Accent)!

[lowkey13]

Judges HARD.

Um .... not to pee into the wind, or kinkshame .... but this reminds me of a story:

Gnome: Hurt me, hurt me!

Me: No.

 

[Aebir-Toril]

Um .... not to pee into the wind, or kinkshame .... but this reminds me of a story:

Gnome: Hurt me, hurt me!

Me: No.

I'd hurt the Gnome...

With an atomic warhead.

The fallout helps reduce the chance of them growing back.

 

[lowkey13]

I'd hurt the Gnome...

With an atomic warhead.

The fallout helps reduce the chance of them growing back.

Gnomes are like slinkies; they don't have a purpose, but it's so much fun to push them down the stairs.

 

[jasper]

Dwarf 14
Elf 4 -2 = 2 No love child for you knife ears
Human 9 +1 = 10

 

[Raunalyn]

Dwarf 14
Elf 4 -2 = 2 No love child for you knife ears
Human 9 +1 = 10

Come on!! Finish those pointy eared tree-huggers!!!!

 

[Ed_Laprade]

Dwarf 14
Elf 2 -2 = 0 Dead Elf.
Human 10 +1 = 11 Have to give the rockbiters a little competition!

 

[Tallifer]

Dwarf 15
Human 9

 

[Harzel]

Dwarf 16
Elf 8
Half-elf 3
Halfling 5
Human 6

Dwarf 16
Elf 5 this is for the Complete Book of elves
Half-elf 3
Halfling 6
Human 7 Homo sapiens represent

Dwarf 16
Elf 5
Half-elf 3
Halfling 5-2=3
Human 7+1=8

Second post decreased Elf by 3 instead of 2. Also increased Halfling from 5 to 6, but that was corrected in the third post.

So anyway

Dwarf 15
Elf 1
Human 9

 

[Tallifer]

Cross posted. Here is the correction.

Dwarf 15
Elf 1
Human 9

 

[Harzel]

Cross posted. Here is the correction.

Dwarf 15
Elf 1
Human 9

Lol. And while you were posting that update, I was editing...

 

[CleverNickName]

And we're down to my three favorites. As far as I'm concerned, these three options all tie for first place, and the contest is over.

Dwarf 14 Long live Ivan Ironforge, my first D&D character ever.
Elf 1-2=-1 In memory of Drexin Moonrae, the first druid I ever played. Requiescat in pace
Human 11+1=12 For Malachi Bontraegr, the warlock I'm playing on Friday.

 

[Aebir-Toril]

And we're down to my three favorites. As far as I'm concerned, these three options all tie for third place, and the contest is over.

Dwarf 14 Long live Ivan Ironforge, my first D&D character ever.
Elf 1-2=-1 In memory of Drexin Moonrae, the first druid I ever played. Requiescat in pace
Human 11+1=12 For Malachi Bontraegr, my warlock.

What have you done? Cries in Elven

 

[Tallifer]

You added +1 to 11 for Humans but they were at 9:
Also Dwarves were at 15.
Corrected:

Dwarf 15
Human 10

 

[CleverNickName]

What have you done? Cries in Elven

I've said goodbye to an old friend, and given him an honorable death.

This is a three-way tie for 1st Place.

 

[Harzel]

You have to burn the twin BBEGs down together, otherwise they explode and wipe the raid.

Dwarf 15 - 2 = 13
Human 10 + 1 = 11

 

[Salthorae]

Come on bland and boring....

 

[MNblockhead]

Dwarf 13+1=14
Human 10-2=8

 

[StormbringerAUS]

Dwarf 14 - 2 =12
Human 9* + 1 = 10

*(Includes correction of above post as it reduced previous one by 3)

 

[TiwazTyrsfist]

Dwarf 13
Human 8

 

[Tonguez]

Seriously, this is what its come down too?