ColonelHardisson said:
Terry Gilliam's "The Adventures of Baron Munchausen" is a really good source.
Well, they allready used the princess bride to death in the original post, so guess what...
I always feel rejuvenated by a touch of adventure.
Play: Immediately after combat is resolved
Effect: You regain hit points as if you had just spent a full day resting under the watchful eye of a competent healer.
No, let me go! I've got tides to regulate! Comets to direct! I don't have time for flatulence and orgasms!
Play: At the beginning of any encounter
Effect: Target enemy or NPC suddenly remembers something very important they have to do. Far more vital than dealing with pesky adventurers.
Well, where's the fun in that?
Play: After an enemy spellcaster released any ranged spell at you
Effect: The enemy wants a better view of you getting destroyed, and moves towards the player.
They're inviting us to defeat them! We must oblige them!
Play: At the beginning of any combat where the party is outnumbered at least 2-1
Effect: All party members gain a +2 morale bonus to all attacks, damage, and saving throws for the duration of the combat.