Salix said:
"You won't believe this, but it J-Pappy. You know the rapper with the clothing line and cologne. He's on those Dr. Pepper commercials...."
J-Pappy?
J-Pappy? The "Dr. will see you now" guy? Avatar could care less about rap, but he had to admit the ads were funny. The professor
remembered reading that one of his ex-girlfriends was in the ad that had J-Pappy walking in on her just after she got undressed in the examining room. Of course, the ad didn't show anything, but it certainly
implied that the girl was in the altogether. But, as the article reflected, given their relationship, if J-Pappy had really "surprised" her in some doctor's office, chances are that he wouldn't see anything he hadn't already seen.
Avatar smiled under his mask. The Winged Tablet Disk? He wouldn't have figured J-Pappy for the type. Maybe he was one of those "collectors" who just wanted to have something to show off for his equally ignorant friends. If that was the case, maybe it would be a good thing if it did fall out of his hands. But having it fall into that freak Dawson's hands would be infinitely worse. So he's calling himself Relic now? His disgust with Dawson clearly took precedence over his dislike for both rap music and people who own things that they don't understand.
Salix said:
"So next time you're in London, Mr. Knight, you owe me dinner. You have my card with my number."
Avatar shot Paladin a knowing look. "
Well, guess I'm not the only lady's man here", he thought. He recalled the legendary King Arthur's peccadilloes...well, he could look out for Paladin only so much, as for the rest, he'd be on his own.