Tales From The Old Bald One-Eyed Salty Red Dog Tavern! (chapter 1, now closed)

[Lazlow]

Beserker Bill seems totally unaffected by the reaction of the patrons and Muirna, but gives the woman an outright angry look that could (metaphorically) turn a red dragon white, then looks past her to Ranti and says, "Like I said before: Cape and kilt. 38 waist." He stands, gathers his armor, cloak and lutefisk, but puts the lutefisk back down to tell Ranti, "And I would request that you personally do my work, or that it not be done at all. I don't trust this stuck-up she-troll further than I trust the bastard son of Loki and Vecna."

At this, Carlotta turns back to you and raises an eyebrow. Slowly, she musters a smile on her lips and a glimmer in her eye. "Ooooo," she purrs, running a finger down your arm, "zo... Zo forceful! I zimply loooove a man viz a temper..."

 

[Gray Shade]

Berserker Bill's eyes widen and a corner of his mouth lifts into a curious smile. He pops his neck, and the light from the gold medalions nestling in his chest fur *bling-bling* at Carlotta. "Oh, yeah you do."

 

[Lazlow]

Berserker Bill's eyes widen and a corner of his mouth lifts into a curious smile. He pops his neck, and the light from the gold medalions nestling in his chest fur *bling-bling* at Carlotta. "Oh, yeah you do."

Her smile is quickly replaced by the cold, heartless mask she wore moments ago. "No. I do not. Begone." She brushes you aside and steps up to Desert.

 

[Lazlow]

"Lets see, kilt....kilt, he really has the wrong legs for a kilt....Hmmmm....maybe have an intergral pair of short pants that attach the kilt to them so that he can wear either...Maybe even long pants legs that can attach to the short pants so we don't have to see his legs....And Desert needs a nice loose fitting outfit that will not get snagged on too much when his attention is distracted. K. Will definately want an outfit that would make an elven dancer blush. Richard would most likely like a dark but sensible version of the same uniform...and that 'The Speaker' fellow....hmmm he looks like a robe and cloak type person. So since cut is out as a distinguishing characteristic we must needs go for colors. I see a dark Blue and Black for the legs area with a crimson red and black torso area. The cloak should be a dark black and purple.
I start to doodle again after this and watch as the measurments are taken.
I then whisper to Carlotta
[sblock]With your wonderous abilities....and I really must learn how you enchanted that measuring ribbon...how long do you think the uniforms will take?[/sblock]

After you whisper to her, she smiles warmly and wags a finger at you playfully. "Tut tut tut! Zat would be tellink. Az for ze cloze, zey vill be delivered to your hotel by ze mornink. Vere did you zay you vere stayink?"

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OOC: Anyone else having trouble with the color tags? They don't seem to be working at all for me.

 

[Gray Shade]

Berserker Bill narrows his eyes again, then laughs. "You know, I've been shot down by classier dames than you on streetcorners." He picks up his lutefisk again, puts it back down again, and turns to Desert. "See, now this guy's got class." He gives one of the specials (drinks) to Desert and says, "have a drink with me." Just before shooting his drink, he says to Desert, as a toast, "E Plubius Semper . . . and so on!" After the drink he slams Desert on the back in an overly friendly manner.

The drink downed, he grabs his lutefisk one final time and announces in a loud voice to the door as he walks through it, "See you all in the morning! Muster here after breakfast. I'm off to the Grey Minstrel for an empty room warmer than her cold, dead heart."

He'll then attempt to get to the Grey Minstel; get a room; open the shutters (to wake at sunrise--and get air); and get all that lutefisk eaten before the special and the four (or was it five, six, maybe?) grogs from earlier kick in too much.

 

[Ranger Rick]

Desert takes the drink, tries to repeat, "E Plubius Semper . . . and so on!" than finishes by saying "Semper Fi." He downs the drink and continues to await instructions from someone.

ooc: My color came out fine.

 

[Lazlow]

Carlotta ignores the remarks and continues measuring everyone; when she's finished, she turns to Ranti and says, "If you still vish to make your own outfit, then I invite you to use my facilities. I have everyzing you'll need zere. Now come! Let uz make zese ruffians FABULOUS!"

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OOC: Is everyone finished for the night, or does anyone have something else they wish to do?

 

[Gray Shade]

OCC: Done and sleeping heavily in a room at the Grey Minstrel if able, dreaming of seamstresses who [highlight]DO[/highlight] dig him, probably waking a few times to wonder what he was thinking to eat all that lutefisk right before bed. Ugh!

 

[Wystan]

I will follow her to the shop and work on my outfit. Trying to pick up pointers and her in the process.

 

[LogicsFate]

OOC cracrapcrap sorry I'm behind I'll catch up at or after work