Tales From The Old Bald One-Eyed Salty Red Dog Tavern! (chapter 1, now closed)


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Desert stands there even when the 'tailors' are done. Having no other instructions, he stands there and concentrates on a insect flying near the ceiling.
 

K rushes into the tavern with Richard hot on her heels, coming to a halt I, I, She stops straitening imaginary folds of a dress and brushing dust off what might have been sleeves Any rumors you may or may not hear about me are entirely false. Further more, I... who is she? referring to Carlotta and what are you doing with my... She pauses failing to think of an appropriate word
 

"Carlotta meet K....K meet Carlotta. She will be taking our measurments for the uniforms. K...I have heard nothing in regards to you...should we have?"
I turn towards Desert...
"Desert please go next door and get a room for the night."
 

"Sa...Sa...Sure, right away." Desert walks out the door.

Lazlow only: [sblock] After walking outside I look left than right than left than right. I turn right and go to the very next door and walk in. OOC: I have no idea where this door leads, but I figure you can decide. :)[/sblock]
 

Wystan said:
"Carlotta meet K....K meet Carlotta. She will be taking our measurments for the uniforms. K...I have heard nothing in regards to you...should we have?"
I turn towards Desert...
"Desert please go next door and get a room for the night."

O ok if that is all, she’s not going with us is she? O, no you shouldn't have heard of anything...

She steps up to Carlotta I'm ready Any attempt at measuring Richard prompts this reply O don't worry about him K then rattles off any of the measurements that one might need for proper tailoring
 
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Having finally finished reading his book, the Speaker stands up and waves to everyone who is left in the tavern, "Well, I will be off for the night as well. Do some of my best work at night. I will rejoin you here tomorrow, yes?"
 

Ranger Rick said:
"Sa...Sa...Sure, right away." Desert walks out the door.

Lazlow only: [sblock] After walking outside I look left than right than left than right. I turn right and go to the very next door and walk in. OOC: I have no idea where this door leads, but I figure you can decide. :)[/sblock]


RR:

[sblock]OOC: Sweet. :cool:

After looking back and forth, you make a right turn out of the door, and you see another door to another building a short distance ahead of you, past a few carts and stalls where farmers are selling their produce. You make your way across the farmers' market to the building, where a number of animals, some easily recognizable and some less so, are hanging in the windows in various states of "undress" - that is to say, where chickens and ducks usually have feathers, those that are hanging in these windows do not. You also seem to recall that chickens and ducks usually don't lounge around windows, hanging by their necks.

At any rate, you make your way to the door and find it unlocked. You go inside and are greeted with a peculiar scent, a sort of heady, wet scent, thickly laden with a sharp metallic tang, not unlike blood. A large, clean-shaven man with a bald head and fingers like fat sausages smiles at you from behind a counter and says, "Ah, good evening, fine sir. With what can I help you?" [/sblock]
 

Lazlow:
[sblock] Since I do not want to roleplay trying to seduce the seamstress/mage, I would like to make a Charisma check or such to see if we hit it off. After making the uniforms I will pick up as follows:

"My dear, the quality on these is amazing. They should fit perfectly and look beautiful. You have an amazing touch and must make most men cry in desire. I would like to recompense you for these."
I proceed to offer her all that I have minus 20 gold. (should be 230 gold)
"This meager sum would be all that I can offer at this time. If it is not enough I will give you my word that more will be paid as soon as possible."
I will then thank her again (and if the night went well offer her a favor) and proceed to the inn to try to get a few hours of rest.(or rest here if the night went well.... :))
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LogicsFate said:
O ok if that is all, she’s not going with us is she? O, no you shouldn't have heard of anything...

She steps up to Carlotta I'm ready

Carlotta smiles and says, "Hold still, my dear, zis vill only take a moment." Her enchanted measuring tape winds its way around you, slithering and sliding over and under and around and about. When she's done, she moves over to Richard. However, as soon as she looks at him she pauses.

"O don't worry about him."

Carlotta looks Richard up and down, then slowly turns back to you. "Indeed. I shan't vorry about... Him." She raises an eyebrow as she says this, then moves on over to Speaker. "Vell, let uz zee if ve can make you a bit less... Severe, no?" She raises her hands and lets her measuring tape get to work. In a moment, it leaps back to her hands and she puts it back into her bag.

"Come along, Ranti. Let uz make zese peoples fabulous!"
 

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