Talk Nerdy to me

[Goldmoon]

I know this has ben done with D&D songs but I have been playing with this for a few days and thought I'd share. Anyone else have any original parodies? (To the tune of Talk Dirty to me)

You know I never
I never seen you look as fine
As when you dress up like seven of nine
But I like it
And I know you like it too
When I talk like Yoda for you
Have you, I gotta
Oh yes, I do

You know I never
I never had a hot girlfriend
Who could say “I love you” in Elvin
Until I met you
And I know you wear those ears
Ears so sexy on you
I gotta touch them

Chorus:
Cause baby we'll be
At the Gen-Con
You in your metal bra
Dressed up like Klingons
until I'm screamin' Kaplah!
My mommys basement
lock the cellar door
And baby
Talk nerdy to me

You know I call you
I call you on my Star Trek phone
Im only hoping that youre home
So I can hear you
When you call me Captain Kirk
And whisper “beam me up”
I gotta hear you

Chorus:
Cause baby we'll be
At the Gen-Con
You in your metal bra
Dressed up like Klingons
until I'm screamin' Kaplah!
My mommys basement
lock the cellar door
And baby
Talk nerdy to me

 

[Tinker Gnome]

Want to see my sword that is not a sword?

 

[megamania]

Need to get some lyrics ..... I'm sure most glam rock / hairbands could be done this way.

 

[Angrydad]

I like the parody, but loath the original song/band. Poison has never been my cup of tea (*Ba dum, tish!).

 

[Goldmoon]

I did this one a few years ago. I apologize to the Bee Gee's. (to the tune of Staying Alive)


Well, you can tell by the way my armor shines
I’m a Paladin, I’m so divine
My sword is sharp, my shield is strong
I’ve been ready to smite since I was born.
Now you can lie and you can cheat
And I might turn the other cheek
But if you kill or try to Mame
I’ll take you down in my God’s name

Whether you're a roper or whether you're a cloaker,
I’m ready to smite, ready to smite
Undead bones are breaking and evil clerics shaking
I’m ready to smite, ready to smite
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ready to smite, ready to smite
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ready to smite

Well now, I get spells, my skills are broad
And if I fall in battle, I’m with my God
I’m in gleaming plate down to my shoes
I’m a Holy man and I just can’t lose
Now you can lie and you can cheat
And I might turn the other cheek
But if you kill or try to Mame
I’ll take you down in my God’s name

Whether you're a roper or whether you're a cloaker,
I’m ready to smite, ready to smite
Undead bones are breaking and evil clerics shaking
I’m ready to smite, ready to smite
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ready to smite, ready to smite
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ready to smite

I’m Holy rolling, somebody blessed me
Somebody blessed me yeah
I’m Holy rolling, somebody blessed me
Somebody blessed me yeah. I’m ready to smite!

 

[megamania]

I really will need to do this at some point.

Songs I can see using-

Whitesnake's Medicine Man or Here I go Again

Motley Crue's Wild Side

 

[Mycanid]

I did this one a few years ago. I apologize to the Bee Gee's. (to the tune of Staying Alive)


Well, you can tell by the way my armor shines
I’m a Paladin, I’m so divine
My sword is sharp, my shield is strong
I’ve been ready to smite since I was born.
Now you can lie and you can cheat
And I might turn the other cheek
But if you kill or try to Mame
I’ll take you down in my God’s name

Whether you're a roper or whether you're a cloaker,
I’m ready to smite, ready to smite
Undead bones are breaking and evil clerics shaking
I’m ready to smite, ready to smite
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ready to smite, ready to smite
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ready to smite

Well now, I get spells, my skills are broad
And if I fall in battle, I’m with my God
I’m in gleaming plate down to my shoes
I’m a Holy man and I just can’t lose
Now you can lie and you can cheat
And I might turn the other cheek
But if you kill or try to Mame
I’ll take you down in my God’s name

Whether you're a roper or whether you're a cloaker,
I’m ready to smite, ready to smite
Undead bones are breaking and evil clerics shaking
I’m ready to smite, ready to smite
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ready to smite, ready to smite
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ready to smite

I’m Holy rolling, somebody blessed me
Somebody blessed me yeah
I’m Holy rolling, somebody blessed me
Somebody blessed me yeah. I’m ready to smite!

Very creative GM!

 

[Goldmoon]

I'm working on another one right now in my spare time. Its about Halfling Outriders. Heres a sneek peak. To the tune of "ridin Dirty"

They see me riding'
My St. Bernard
I know they're all laughing
An my ridin’ doggie
There laughing at my ridin’ doggie
There laughing at my ridin’ doggie
It’s not a horse it’s a ridin’ doggie
Look at me and my ridin’ doggie
They wanna ride in
A dungeon
Their horse is too big
But not my ridin’ doggie
There laughing at my ridin’ doggie
There laughing at my ridin’ doggie
It’s not a horse it’s a ridin’ doggie
Look at me and my ridin doggie

 

[Jack7]

They see me riding'
My St. Bernard
I know they're all laughing
An my ridin’ doggie
There laughing at my ridin’ doggie
There laughing at my ridin’ doggie
It’s not a horse it’s a ridin’ doggie
Look at me and my ridin’ doggie
They wanna ride in
A dungeon
Their horse is too big
But not my ridin’ doggie
There laughing at my ridin’ doggie
There laughing at my ridin’ doggie
It’s not a horse it’s a ridin’ doggie
Look at me and my ridin doggie

I gotta Saint Bernard/Great Dane mix.
So that made me laugh.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I've posted several song parodies on these boards...but finding them?

Although, to be fair, most are just snippets- choruses and the like- not full-length parodies.

Some of mine ("Cave Fisher," "Greyhawk, Greyhawk") and SEVERAL from Goldmoon and Thunderfoot are in this thread:

http://www.enworld.org/forum/off-to...med-hapax-legomenon/162693-song-parodies.html

And this gem came from a thread about Sewer monsters...

Everybody was flung-poo fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

I know there are more...