"Considered fur employment?" repeats Gildrim, pulling out a chair and collapsing heavily on it. "Ye can leuk at it that way if it makes ye feel better in yerself. Th' way Ah see it, ye teel me yer problem, an' Ah'll see if Ah'll tak' it oan, an' we can gab abit whit size ay fee ye can afford tae pay as mah client. Och, an' nae need tae fash yersel' aboot yer papers. Ah willnae be wet fur lang."
After some muttering and handwaving, Gildrim is as dry as if he had never left the tavern. "Ah can dae ye tay, laddie," he offers Cyian. "But whit ur ye lookin' at me aw th' time fur? Dae Ah hae a piece ay chookie caught in ma beard?"
"Och, an' Ah wis forgettin' it tay," he says, swivelling around and pointing a stubby finger. The last large piece of chicken wobbles slowly into the air and settles on the edge of Alvar Thorne's table, from which position Gildrim tears off morsels.