Teflon Billy's post-ENnie Haiku Contest. WIN TONS OF D20 STUFF

[Crowe9107]

My submission

Torch and ten-foot pole,
From within the darkness, gold.
The Tavern awaits me.

 

[Dark Psion]

I'll give this a try;

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My party is gone
Traps found, Undead turned, Gold claimed
Did not see Dire Squirrel
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And for brianajones

I am the Psion
Others laugh, ignore my power
My thralls they are now


Psychic Warrior
Speed, Precision, Psychic power
Crystal sword in hand

 

[ColonelHardisson]

Not a real entry, of course

Alas, Teflon Billy
You have much cool swag to give
A judge also was I

EDIT: Ahh, so I can't count syllables...screw it

 

[MerricB]

The Half-Orc Bard

He who chants loudly
Scaring away fiendish foes
Cares not for music.

Cheers!

 

[orbitalfreak]

On the subject of our favorite pasttime...

Dungeons and Dragons
Good triumphs over Evil
A game we all love.

 

[KDLadage]

I will not give in
to your ploy, Teflon Billy
even with prizes

but should I chance it
and write a line or two (three?)
the topic is plain

not the half-orc bard
as this is beneath the art
of a true Haiku

Dungeons and Dragons
has more self respect than that
and so I will pass

but the topic of
Opportunity Attacks
is one ripe for me

I will cover this
and so, not to delay it
I will start below:

Opportunity:
without combat reflexes,
knocks but once per turn

 

[Radiating Gnome]

Given this:

On the topic of haiku, if I understand the rules of amateur haiku correctly, you get bonus points if your haiku in some way mentions the seasons or cherry blossoms

I'll try a bit about a Half-Orc and his Lute . . .

Frets drip blood on snow
Critic said Half-orc bards suck.
Now My lute's in tune.

Does mentioning snow count as the seasons?


-rg

 

[Magic Rub]

Hee hee...

This is a great troll
I bet there are no prizes
Billy got us good

 

[Drakmar]

Ode to the Beast

Depressed Half-Orc Bard,
The sadest being alive.
Nothing rhymes with 'Ugh'

 

[Pale]

Half-Gold Dragon Gnome
Fighter/Thief/Barbarian.
A Munchkin Munchkin?