Teflon Billy's post-ENnie Haiku Contest. WIN TONS OF D20 STUFF
- Thread starter Teflon Billy
- Start date
Dark Psion
First Post
I'll give this a try;
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My party is gone
Traps found, Undead turned, Gold claimed
Did not see Dire Squirrel
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And for brianajones
I am the Psion
Others laugh, ignore my power
My thralls they are now
Psychic Warrior
Speed, Precision, Psychic power
Crystal sword in hand
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My party is gone
Traps found, Undead turned, Gold claimed
Did not see Dire Squirrel
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And for brianajones
I am the Psion
Others laugh, ignore my power
My thralls they are now
Psychic Warrior
Speed, Precision, Psychic power
Crystal sword in hand
ColonelHardisson
What? Me Worry?
Not a real entry, of course
Alas, Teflon Billy
You have much cool swag to give
A judge also was I
EDIT: Ahh, so I can't count syllables...screw it
Alas, Teflon Billy
You have much cool swag to give
A judge also was I
EDIT: Ahh, so I can't count syllables...screw it
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orbitalfreak
Explorer
On the subject of our favorite pasttime...
Dungeons and Dragons
Good triumphs over Evil
A game we all love.
Dungeons and Dragons
Good triumphs over Evil
A game we all love.
KDLadage
Explorer
I will not give in
to your ploy, Teflon Billy
even with prizes
but should I chance it
and write a line or two (three?)
the topic is plain
not the half-orc bard
as this is beneath the art
of a true Haiku
Dungeons and Dragons
has more self respect than that
and so I will pass
but the topic of
Opportunity Attacks
is one ripe for me
I will cover this
and so, not to delay it
I will start below:
Opportunity:
without combat reflexes,
knocks but once per turn
to your ploy, Teflon Billy
even with prizes
but should I chance it
and write a line or two (three?)
the topic is plain
not the half-orc bard
as this is beneath the art
of a true Haiku
Dungeons and Dragons
has more self respect than that
and so I will pass
but the topic of
Opportunity Attacks
is one ripe for me
I will cover this
and so, not to delay it
I will start below:
Opportunity:
without combat reflexes,
knocks but once per turn
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Radiating Gnome
Adventurer
Given this:
I'll try a bit about a Half-Orc and his Lute . . .
Frets drip blood on snow
Critic said Half-orc bards suck.
Now My lute's in tune.
Does mentioning snow count as the seasons?
-rg
I'll try a bit about a Half-Orc and his Lute . . .
Frets drip blood on snow
Critic said Half-orc bards suck.
Now My lute's in tune.
Does mentioning snow count as the seasons?
-rg
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