Tell Us Your Best RPG Joke

[knitnerd]

A human cleric, dwarven fighter, and a elvan ranger walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

That's our joke!

 

[fba827]

I thought this was the thread for "best rpg joke" ? I'm still waiting...

 

[Robbert Raets]

I thought this was the thread for "best rpg joke" ? I'm still waiting...

There's a 'dnd pickup lines' thread over on wizards' mature thinktank that's pretty hilarious....

 

[Slife]

How many prophets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seven. One to change the lightbulb, and one to confuse the issue.

 

[Nuclear Platypus]

You know what? I'm really sorry I started this thread.

Don't feel bad. Be happy for me (yet sad for my gaming group) as this is giving me verbal components for Tasha's Hideous Laughter as my halfling edges towards the Arcane Trickster. Even scarier will be his command word for Otto's Irresistable Dance: "macarena".

 

[Slife]

And another...

How many ENworlders does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ten, one to change it, and nine to complain that the 3.0 lightbulb was better.

 

[Joker[ZW]]

Ten, one to change it, and nine to complain that the 3.0 lightbulb was better.

Nah, one to change it, one to complain that the 3.0 lightbulb was better, one to mention that the lightbulb might shock a certain grandma and the last one to state, that the original lightbulb was the only "real" lightbulb, all other lightbulbs are just bad imitations of the real one.

 

[mythusmage]

How many wizards does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the lightbulb has to fail its save.

 

[Saeviomagy]

I don't get it.

The point is - you stood there and listened to that whole joke for nothing.

Personally I think it's far, far better off done with no actual script in mind. Just keep rambling on with things that are repetetive and not funny until the joke listener gets tired and walks off.

If he says something like "what's the point" or "is there a punchline coming soon" you just fob him off with "hang on, I'm getting there" or "this is all really important to the joke, so make sure you keep note".

 

[fafhrd]

"My armor is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death"

That's it. The next wyrm I throw at my party is going to be named Halitosis.