Tell Us Your Best RPG Joke

[Kae'Yoss]

Nah, one to change it, one to complain that the 3.0 lightbulb was better, one to mention that the lightbulb might shock a certain grandma and the last one to state, that the original lightbulb was the only "real" lightbulb, all other lightbulbs are just bad imitations of the real one.

One to start to bash lightbulbs as the arrogant bastards they are.
One to start to argue with the bulb-basher and complain that lightbulbs should be much stronger.
One to defend the 3.5 lightbulb and state that the old lightbulbs had too many limitations.

 

[TheAuldGrump]

One to start to bash lightbulbs as the arrogant bastards they are.
One to start to argue with the bulb-basher and complain that lightbulbs should be much stronger.
One to defend the 3.5 lightbulb and state that the old lightbulbs had too many limitations.

And one to ask if lightbulb changing is done better with PCGen, Dundjinni, RPM, E-Tools, DM's Familiar....

The Auld Grump

 

[Red Wyrmling]

*What's the difference between haggis and a half-orc?

Haggis actually does contain brains.

 

[TheAuldGrump]

*What's the difference between haggis and a half-orc?

Haggis actually does contain brains.

How do you get a one handed half-orc out of a tree?
Wave.

The Auld Grump

 

[Red Wyrmling]

* What's the difference between haggis and a half-orc?

Haggis actually does contain brains.

* How do you bury a dwarf?

You leave his ass above ground so you can park your bike in it.

* Whay happens when you blow in an orc's ear?

You give him a braintransplant.

* What's a half-orc in a library?

Lost!

* Santa, a stupid orc and a smart orc are walking down the street, they all
see a $50 bill lying on the ground, who'll be the first to pick it up?

The stupid orc of course, the other two don't exist.

* How does a half orc try to kill a bird?

He throws it of a cliff.

* How can you keep an orc busy for hours?

You just write: "Turn me over" on both sides of a piece of paper.

* Why does a dwarf take a stone and matches to his his bed?

They use the stone to throw out the lamp, and the matches to check if
it's really out!

* How do you call a female orc with 2 braincells?

Pregnant!

 

[TheAuldGrump]

What do you call 2 dead halflings, 3 dead gnomes, and a dead half-elf?

A good start to the adventure...