D&D 5E (2014) Terrible Titles for a Xanathar Follow-up

[Undrave]

Even though I don't agree with the OPs premise,

My premise is that people expect a big book of player options... Not saying I agree or not with that idea, just that people expect it.

 

[teitan]

I think it is going to be "Volo's Guide to Spirits & Specters".

 

[Theo R Cwithin]

"Volo's Guide to Spirits and other Adult Beverages", maybe?

 

[Eltab]

Xanathar's Aurinax's Guide to Unusual Adventurers

Based on how my group's Dragon Heist campaign came out, and the guess that the cleaned-up UA subclasses will be prominent in the book.

 

[Eltab]

I think it is going to be "Volo's Guide to Spirits & Specters".

with Mortis Libre in the background

 

[cmad1977]

A Rogues Guide to Ribald Romps.

 

[Sacrosanct]

it’ll actually be something like, “Deekin’s Guide to Adventurers Who Tried To Kill Me Because They Are Kobold Racists Before Dying Themselves In The Underdark Cuz They Didn’t Have A Kobold Guide”

basically a bunch of character options of said adventurers previously seen in UA

 

[TarionzCousin]

Volo's Guide to Xanathar's Guide.

It's just Volo's notes superimposed over the Xanathar book--so many notes that they block out 93% of the original book.

 

[Undrave]

But Kobolds can't write so the cover is just a weird scribble.

 

[BookBarbarian]

Blackstaff's Book of Blackstaves