The big legged woman ain't got no soul.

[Stone Angel]

Aww an area of my expertise. College is a wonderfull thing.

trashed
tore up from the floor up
f*ed up
fragged
plowed
blitzed
smashed
and of course my all time favorite

"I'm not drunk, I'm just drinkin!"

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

My personal favorite: Ferschnickered (spelling?)

 

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

Oh my Lord, I do love it when Southerners get plowed. They tend to get so eloquent.

And my favorite euphemism for drunkenness is "fitshaced".

 

[Tom Cashel]

"Ossified."

Ahh, the return of the "I'm drunk" thread. Just in time for the holidays.

 

[Dingleberry]

A buddy in college would never say he was drunk, but rather "stylin'." He was normally a very quiet guy, so you could tell how drunk he was by how loudly he would say/yell "I'm STYLIN'!!!"

 

[Gregor]

I cant believe nobody mentioned POLLUTED!

 

[barsoomcore]

Any combination of "sn", "shn", "fr" or "kn", followed by "ookered", "ackered", "otto-ed" or "astered".

Ryan, that was beautiful. Honestly, that moved me.

 

[the Jester]

Because- or perhaps in spite of- this thread, I'm about to crack open another beer.

 

[Michael Morris]

Since I don't drink threads like this make me felt left out.

 

[Altamont Ravenard]

Since I don't drink threads like this make me felt left out.

well let's not drink together, then!

un-cheers!

AR