The big legged woman ain't got no soul.

[msd]

A buddy of mine in college would (once drunk) simply refer to himself as luggage...

"How you doin' man? You OK?"
"Dude, I'm luggage..."

Still makes me laugh...

 

[Pbartender]

My personal favorite: Ferschnickered (spelling?)

"Verschnickert"... According to Mel Brooks.

You guys left out 'soused'.

 

[Algolei]

"Dude, I'm luggage..."

Hey, I said that at a party once! But it didn't work; I couldn't get anyone to carry me home with them.