The CURSE Of LOUD-MOUTHED Stupidity!!!

[RangerWickett]

IN THE LAST GAME SESSION, I PISSED OFF AN ORC WITCH, AND BEFORE MY ROGUE KILLED HER AND TOOK HER STUFF, SHE GAVE ME A CURSE WHERE I HAVE TO SHOUT EVERYTHING I SAY. I HAVE TO SAY, IT'S REALLY RUINING MY ADVENTURING CAREER, NOT TO MENTION MY LESS . . . LEGAL SIDE-OCCUPATION. I EVEN HAVE TO BREATHE LOUD.

I TRIED TO GET A CLERIC TO CURE THE CURSE, BUT ALL THE TEMPLES FORCED ME TO LEAVE ONCE I STARTED ASKING FOR THE FAVOR. I EVEN TRIED JUST WRITING IT ONCE, BUT I FOUND OUT I COULD ONLY FIT ABOUT THREE WORDS TO A PAGE, AND EVEN THEN I HAD TO SHOUT OUT WHAT THE WORDS SAID WHENEVER I WROTE THEM AND WHENEVER I READ THEM. MAN, I TELL YOU, IT REALLY SUCKED WHEN IT TURNED OUT THAT THE BAD GUYS HAD A NO TRESPASSING SIGN OUTSIDE THEIR LAIR. I WAS COMPELLED TO SHOUT 'NO TRESPASSING,' AND THEY KNEW WE WERE COMING FROM A MILE AWAY.

PLEASE HELP ME. THIS IS A CRUEL, CRUEL CURSE, AND I'M AFRAID I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO STEAL . . . I MEAN, ADVENTURE, AGAIN!

P.S., DID YOU KNOW THAT THE FILTER ON THE BOARDS CHANGES IT SO YOU CAN'T HAVE ENTIRELY CAPITALIZED MESSAGE NAMES? THAT'S COOL!!!

 

[dave_o]

Oh yeah? Yeah?!

MAYBE YOU SHOULD UPDATE THE SCOURGE OF THE BURNING SKY!

 

[mattcolville]

Re: The CURSE Of LOUD-MOUTED Stupidity!!!

PLEASE HELP ME. THIS IS A CRUEL, CRUEL CURSE, AND I'M AFRAID I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO STEAL . . . I MEAN, ADVENTURE, AGAIN!

Just convince everyone else in your company to do the same thing, then change your Company's name to "The Bellowers." See if it catches on.

 

[nHammer]

I love it. That's an awsome curse.

I don't see the problem. Simply get a freind who is aware of the problem to explain it to a temple priest.

 

[Henry]

Eventually, the Laryngitis will kick in, and the problem will solve itself.

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

of course there is the other alternative you could have been cursed to tiny insignificance going through life without punctuating or emphasizing like some step child of e e cummings imagine if your barbairan had been cursed in this way

 

[Angcuru]

 

[DerianCypher]

I'm sorry, I just have a quick question.

What does loud-mouted mean?

DC

 

[RangerWickett]

I'M SORRY, I JUST HAVE A QUICK QUESTION.

WHAT DOES LOUD-MOUTED MEAN?

DC

THANKS, I'LL FIX THE THREAD TITLE NOW. BUT UM, HEY, COULD ANY OF YOU POSSIBLY FIX THIS AFFLICTION HERE THAT I'VE GOT? I'VE STARTED SAYING THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND, WITHOUT HAVING A CHANCE TO HOLD BACK WHAT I WANT TO SAY, SO IF YOU DON'T DO IT I'M GOING TO BE REALLY MAD AND USE LOTS OF SWEARS WORDS LIKE **** AND ***** AND ****-****ERS!

 

[Darkness]

Hm. Can you get yourself a silence spell or something like that?