The D&D haiku thread

[Dannyalcatraz]

All other classes
Utterly eclipsed by a
Polymorphed wizard

I promise: No Theft!
My Kender Rogue will respect...
Oooh! A shiny thing!

 

[doghead]

Why bother
PCs wreck plans
Pepperoni Pizza

Sorry, can't make it!
Players change plans. So, Magic
The Gathering, yes?

thotd

 

[Dungeoneer]

My mind was changed by
A twenty page forum thread
Said no one ever

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Negotiation
A dying art. But melee?
The art of dying.

 

[Dungeoneer]

Negotiation
A dying art. But melee?
The art of dying.

The clatter of dice
The rogue rolling his death save
The rest is silence

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Murderhoboes, we.
if it bleeds, we can kill it.
C'thulhu's hit points?

Zagy's Talisman?
"I wish I knew what that was."
Alas- wish granted.

 

[TarionzCousin]

The kidnapped princess
was a disguised succubus.
Fifth time in a row.

My favorite so far.



From my campaign. The PC's should encounter this tomorrow:

Evil cultist maid
Pregnant, surrenders crying.
Inside: demon-child.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

The Lich-King rises
Its minions lurching, swarming...
Go, go CoDzilla!

 

[gamerprinter]

Well, not that it fits the spirit of the thread, but for my Kaidan setting of Japanese horror (PFRPG), I have the first in a series of detailed map location/adventure sites published called Haiku of Horror: Autumn Moon Bath House. It's called 'haiku' because it is a set piece for a feudal Japan setting, its intended to be a concise as a map product/mini adventure (as a plug-n-play encounter for an Asian themed game), and it includes a descriptive haiku that hints at what exists at each particular site. As a haunting, the ghost victim of this location was drowned in a bath tub, she was known for her long black hair, her death occurred shortly after a secret marriage... that said...

Scented waters stir,
unbound strands aching in search
for a lovers touch.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Bragging, the Archmage
"My spells saved the whole party...
Where's the Paladin?"