D&D 4E The Daily "4e is Coming! Theory" Thread

[Grazzt]

If Andy's comments on the ECL races thread are any indication, 4e is going to be the spiritual equivalent of windows ME.

So 4E campaigns will have trouble shutting down or ending...except for the times when they spontaneously reboot for no apparent reason?

 

[Mystery Man]

I heard from Ryan Dancy's barber's cousin's mother's dog walker, who is an aquantance of Ed Stark's sister's nail polisher's OBGYN that 4E was already done and they're just working on the layout now. David Noonan's wife's sister's mother-in-law from her husbands side who knows from an un-named source is absolutely certain that instead of artwork they'll be using staff members home LARPing pictures to cut costs.

 

[philreed]

. . . that instead of artwork they'll be using staff members home LARPing pictures to cut costs.

Didn't they steal that idea from the BoEF?

 

[Mark CMG]

I heard... (spoilers)

Spoiler

DICELESS!

 

[Quasqueton]

The worst thing they did with "3.5" is call it "3.5" and put that number right on the core books. Oh, god, how I wish they had just called it "revised" and put that on the cover, instead.

I'd like to find the guy who made that decision, and kick him in the junk.

Quasqueton

 

[Rasyr]

4e is going to be the spiritual equivalent of windows ME.

ROFLMAO!!! Glad I did not have ny liquid in my mouth when I read that!!!

 

[Rasyr]

Naw, I'm getting mine in e-mail. And this wasn't meant as a completely serious thread (though it is a serious subject and it's probably not wise to poke the bear).

Then put down that stick!!!

 

[The_Gneech]

So 4E campaigns will have trouble shutting down or ending...except for the times when they spontaneously reboot for no apparent reason?

Who needs 4e for that? It describes my campaign already!

-The Gneech

 

[Numion]

David Noonan's wife's sister's mother-in-law from her husbands side who knows from an un-named source is absolutely certain that instead of artwork they'll be using staff members home LARPing pictures to cut costs.

That would be pretty funny if the combat diagrams didn't feature minis but real people in large five-foot squares, with menacing looks -- or maybe not

 

[Turjan]

So 4E campaigns will have trouble shutting down or ending...except for the times when they spontaneously reboot for no apparent reason?

Sounds correct ! Plus, 4E will try to fix things that needn't be fixed and leave the real bugs alone.