As madness sweeps the D&D 3rd Edition News message boards and reality and time warp unpredictably, I find myself becoming more vigorous and conscious of my surroundings. My squamous limbs no longer feel heavy and sluggish. My mind is beginning to clear itself somewhat of the haze of death, and I can hear my Spar Spawn children and Deep One worshippers singing to me.
Finally, as thousands of unwitting gamers pore over the new D20 Call of Cthulhu game, I can feel a new power flowing through my massive form.
It is surely time for me to awaken.
The End Times are upon you!
Bwahahahahahahaha!
Prepare for thy doom!
Dinner is served!
The seas boil and froth. The sky darkens and howls.
Cthulhu rises from R'lyeh.
All hail Cthulhu! Welcome to the New Time!
Finally, as thousands of unwitting gamers pore over the new D20 Call of Cthulhu game, I can feel a new power flowing through my massive form.
It is surely time for me to awaken.
The End Times are upon you!
Bwahahahahahahaha!
Prepare for thy doom!
Dinner is served!
The seas boil and froth. The sky darkens and howls.
Cthulhu rises from R'lyeh.
All hail Cthulhu! Welcome to the New Time!
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