The End Times are upon you!

Cthulhu

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As madness sweeps the D&D 3rd Edition News message boards and reality and time warp unpredictably, I find myself becoming more vigorous and conscious of my surroundings. My squamous limbs no longer feel heavy and sluggish. My mind is beginning to clear itself somewhat of the haze of death, and I can hear my Spar Spawn children and Deep One worshippers singing to me.

Finally, as thousands of unwitting gamers pore over the new D20 Call of Cthulhu game, I can feel a new power flowing through my massive form.

It is surely time for me to awaken.

The End Times are upon you!

Bwahahahahahahaha!

Prepare for thy doom!

Dinner is served!

The seas boil and froth. The sky darkens and howls.

Cthulhu rises from R'lyeh.

All hail Cthulhu! Welcome to the New Time!
 
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hong said:
Dear Cthulhu:

You misspelled R'lyeh.

Ahhh. Foolish me! :o

You should have seen the problems I had with Cthulhu! My goodness! The words you humans come up with....

Anyway....

*snatches hong up his his talons and devours him*

Hmmmm.... :confused:

*spits hong out*

Blech! Pooh! Yuck!
 


Cthulhu said:


Ahhh. Foolish me! :o

You should have seen the problems I had with Cthulhu! My goodness! The words you humans come up with....

Hey, it's not like _we're_ the ones who came up with words unpronounceable by mortal tongues.


Anyway....

*snatches hong up his his talons and devours him*

Hmmmm.... :confused:

*spits hong out*

Blech! Pooh! Yuck!

It's not the right time of month. You have to wait until I'm fully mature.

I warn you, that could take YEARS.
 

Hey, it's not like _we're_ the ones who came up with words unpronounceable by mortal tongues.

True, true.



Bwahahahaha!

The body count is rising!

And my belly isn't even close to full yet!

Bwahahaaha!

The End Times are here!
 



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