The In Character Character Game: Part III

[Thomas Hobbes]

Ah, those wacky triple posts.

 

[Thomas Hobbes]

"Ah, that wacky Michael Moore..."

 

[Festy_Dog]

"Yeah, I saw Bowling for Columbine. That Michael Moore is something alright. I know it's not in Bowling for Columbine but it was really funny when he got a Fichus plant to run for some spot in government, and then when he tried to get presidential candidates to crowd surf. Back to guns though, in Australia they're having another crack-down, mainly on pistols. Shameful really," Festy says, a look of irritation taking hold, but seeing a SOCOM so close brightens his mood again, "Ammo and cleaning? Easier done than said. Hanh, you said there was a Walmart nearby didn't you?"

 

[dream66_]

"I work at Walmart, well, did before the world went nuts. We've always carried hunting rifles, but never handguns or handgun ammo. It was K-Mart that stoped carring handgun ammo becuase of bad publicity"

 

[Festy_Dog]

"Well since everything is topsy turvy, I can cross my fingers and hope that they'll have some .45 ACP in stock. And some compatible magazines," Festy adds, looking a little worried.

"You know what though?" he directs his attention back to Pliskin, "Learning to cook well would be pretty kewl. Gotta get you to show me sometime, probably when existence isn't in immediate danger."

 

[Kalanyr]

"Where else in the universe can you hear someone without a gun license, holding a gun to defend the universe from the evil of Barney ask for cooking lessons. This just gets stranger and stranger. "

 

[Thomas Hobbes]

"It's okay. I think I'm beginning to grok it." Thomas looks over the group. "So, my newfound band of fellow travelers, are we agreed upon Wal-mart as our next destination?"

 

[Paxus Asclepius]

"It's okay. I think I'm beginning to grok it." Thomas looks over the group. "So, my newfound band of fellow travelers, are we agreed upon Wal-mart as our next destination?"

"Is there a Walmart around here? And is it safe to go there?"

 

[Lichtenhart]

"Actually, as time pass, every place will start to get less and less safe. So I've got two pieces of advice for you: 1) go to the bathroom now; 2) let's stay together. We should hurry, but I think the ones that have just arrived will need some sort of equipment, so Walmart is probably a good place to start. Peeka-pika pikachuu?"
Ehm... you think the last question is probably addressed to thew little pokemon on his head, meaning something like 'Would you please get off as I get dressed?"
Mario stands up and pick up his windcoat, scarf and bonnet.
"Now, if you excuse me I think I have to pray a bit before we leave. It won't take me long."
And with this he walks towards the exit.

 

[Dalamar]

"I think I'll comply with the first statement right now. Pliskin, where's the men's room?"