'Careful, lad...I knew a Dwarf once...'
<ahem>
There once was a Dwarf Rogue from Guldeen,
who couldn't resist touching every little thing
Then one day he blew up
reading runes, he did Screw up
and now I wear his shiny silver Ring.'
Froederick shows off his tarnished silver ring, 'Well, it used to be shiny, or so his partner said, they never could get the stains out of it...nasty thing, Explosive Runes...'