The Monolith

[R_J_K75]

I saw that. Now its gone? Someone call Banksy.

 

[Ryujin]

Apparently, the Europans came back for their stuff.

The mysterious silver monolith in the Utah desert has disappeared

A tall, silver, shining metal monolith discovered in the desert in southeastern Utah -- which prompted theories of alien placement and drew determined hikers to its secret location -- has now disappeared.

www.cnn.com

I read that as "Europeans" the first two times.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I’m guessing it’s an interplanetary game of Whack-A-Mole or Peg Removal, and Earth is (part of) the game board.

New Monolith Mysteriously Pops Up In Romania

Officials are investigating after a similar structure vanished in Utah.

www.yahoo.com

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I read that as "Europeans" the first two times.

 

[Dioltach]

I’m guessing it’s an interplanetary game of Whack-A-Mole or Peg Removal, and Earth is (part of) the game board.

New Monolith Mysteriously Pops Up In Romania

Officials are investigating after a similar structure vanished in Utah.

www.yahoo.com

Yeah, they're saying it's a new monolith, but what if it's just the same one?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Welll...

Now Romania's mysterious monolith vanishes without a trace

You wait for ages for an era-defining monolith created by an unseen alien race to appear out of nowhere – then two turn up at once. After the mysterious emergence of a shiny metallic plinth in the Utah desert piqued the imaginations of sci-fi fans across the world last week, another appeared in...

www.yahoo.com

TL;DR- 2 guys carted off the Romanian one- it’s gone as well. Similar story for Utah.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Yeah, they're saying it's a new monolith, but what if it's just the same one?

First the aliens came for our monoliths ....

Grünten statue: Mystery over missing phallic landmark

The statue had become a landmark for hikers in Bavaria, but no-one really knew how it came to be there.

www.bbc.com

...and then they came for our .... monoliths.

 

[MarkB]

First the aliens came for our monoliths ....

Grünten statue: Mystery over missing phallic landmark

The statue had become a landmark for hikers in Bavaria, but no-one really knew how it came to be there.

www.bbc.com

...and then they came for our .... monoliths.

Someone please set up a cordon around the Cerne Abbas Giant.

 

[Orius]

My personal crackpot theory is that all these weird paranormal things are the actions of the alien equivalent of adolescent pranks in various states of intoxication in a puerile attempt to get laid.

 

[Zardnaar]

My personal crackpot theory is that all these weird paranormal things are the actions of the alien equivalent of adolescent pranks in various states of intoxication in a puerile attempt to get laid.

More human pranksters like crop circles.