D&D 5E The Mr. Welsh List has 5e things now!

[Fralex]

This series of LiveJournal posts, currently titled "2325 Things Mr. Welsh can no longer do in an RPG," is a hilarious list of things this one RPG player has tried to get away with (successfully, in some cases). I didn't realize it was still being updated until I saw references to 5e rules on the last pages. It's all pretty entertaining, the list begins here and the 5e parts start cropping up here, at #2279.

 

[wedgeski]

That's a new one on me, and it's hilarious!

 

[Fralex]

I love the one about not being allowed to cast guards and wards on the homes of people that annoy him.

 

[trentonjoe]

2297. When asked for typical barbarian settings, I can't suggest Camden N. J.

Seems appropriate to me!

 

[Schmoe]

I laughed until I cried. Some of those are awesome. I also liked the Guards and Wards one

 

[Fralex]

I still laugh to myself every now and then imagining what it would look like to be so good at sword swallowing, you can use it on your enemies' swords while they swing at you.