The New Adventures of Meepo (Updated 6/25/05)

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Heart of Nightfang Spire, conclusion

Magic Elf makes magic house and all sleeps. After sleeps Pretty Elf Lady makes Big Orc no be dead. Gos thru hall to room with kobold vampires. Kills kobolds and cuts heads from bodies in cofins. Room has door with lock dragon key opens.

Circle room has Yusdrayl and Wite and big red dragon. Dragon no make nice. Meepo sings new song make strong. Dragon breaths fire at Meepo and Magic Elf and Big Orc. Fire hurts lots. Meepo no like burns. Magic Elf magics cold at dragon. Red draons no like cold. Big Orc kills dragon with new ax. Sneaky Lady kills wite. Yusdrayl turns smoke and runs. Yusdrayl be ascard of Meepo.

Sneaky Lady carrys Meepo up wall with magic shoes. Magic Elf makes Big Orc and Man-elf fly. Meepo wish fly too. Sneaky Lady opens door in ceeling and Magic Elf tellyports thru door. Room is big round room with Shardalons Heart at top. Shardalon Heart burns but burns be black. Meepo no know why.

No see Gulthias but talks to each friend. Gulthias call Meepo jester. Meepo mad say No be jester be kobold bard know stories. Gulthias say hears Meepo cry for Calcryx. Meepo very mad. Gulthias talk more but Meepo too mad to hears. Meepo HATES Gulthias more than nasty sun!

Big Orc and Man-elf flys up to ledge. Sneaky Lady takes Meepo climbs up wall. Magic Elf tellyports up with Pretty Elf Lady. Meepo sings make strong song agin. Sneaky Lady and Meepo attaks Yusdrayl other friends attaks Gulthias. Magic Elf throw magics at Gulthias. Gulthias magic Man-elf makes burns green fire. Gulthias try distegreat Magic Elf but no do. Yusdrayl try drink Sneaky Lady blood but Sneaky Lady pushes Yusdrayl away. Pretty Elf Lady do magic light at Gulthias and hurts. Big Orc and Man-elf hit Gulthias much then Gulthias turn smoke. Big Orc comes hits Yusdrayl and Yusdrayl turn smoke too.

Looks for cofin but no finds. Magic Elf finds magic books on shelfs and takes. Meepo wonder what magic books say. Maybe Magic Elf let Meepo reads books. Meepo hope books no haves too many long words.

Sneaky Lady say what if Gulthias be in Heart. Shoots heart and falls to floor. Cuts open Heart finds Gulthias and Yusdrayl. Big Orc cuts Gulthias head off. Friends let Meepo cuts off Yusdrayl head. Meepo thinks feels good cut heads but no feels good. Meepo no know why. Meepo glad Yusdrayl be dead but no happy. Meepo be last kobold of clan now. Meepo dreams of kill Yusdrayl and be king but no be clan for Meepo be king of now. Meepo would be very alone if no have friends. Finds golds and books and stuff. Meepo piss on Gulthias head while friends takes treasure.

Gos back to Dager Falls. Meepo be tired. Meepo think sleeps for ten sleeps or more. Then Meepo writes epic song about Calcryx and Meepo and Gulthias and Yusdrayl and sing so all know about.

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City of the Spider Queen, part 1

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[IMAGER]http://www.todd.com/dnd/whip.jpg[/IMAGER]Meepo write stories but drops paper in big chasm so Meepo must writes again. Randal Morn asks friends come talk. Randal Morn say drow comes and fights sends to find out why and stops. Gos from Dager Falls to dead place with Underdark door. Fights vampire in small house. Meepo hate vampires much. Vampire no be so strong as Gulthias thogh. Fights Lions that appeers and ghost that yells. Fights rope arm rock monster like from adventure in dwarf mountane and kills this time. Fight drows. Drows be mean hurts Meepo with litening. Litening hurts lots make smoke comes from Meepo. Smoking no make nice to Meepo.

Oh! Meepo almost forgets new weapons Meepo buy. Meepo use golds from Gulthias fight and Magic Elf Derida give Meepo lone and Meepo buys whip so Meepo can fights with no get close so Meepo no gets hurts so much. Meepo pay magic man make whip magic. Meepo whip has fire and acid and be holy so hurts evil. Meepo no like evil. Meepo like yell HOLY WHIP when use new weapon. Meepo also reads book about familars and try think about how bard gets familar. Meepo want get dragon familar. Meepo think know how gets familar now but no dragon. Meepo waits until find out how get dragon. Meepo no want useless owl like Magic Elf Derida has.

Finds hole in floor with rope. Climbs rope to cave with more drow and no-skin dead drow and big spider. Magic Elf Derida hate drow much cause drow kill brother. No-skin dead drow spits acid-blood at Big Orc. Meepo whips no-skin and Magic Elf kills with magic.

[IMAGER]http://www.todd.com/dnd/litening.jpg[/IMAGER]Finds big chasm. Big Orc Ka stand next to chasm as say look, an orc chasm. Meepo no know what means. There be spider web on side of chasm so climbs down. Meepo ascared of spider so big for web. Spider be so big and eat Meepo in one bite. Climbs to cave and fights more drow. Magic Elf Derida makes cold smoke. Kills drows and drows and drows and no-skin. Meepo no like No-skin drow cause spits and scares.

Finds rooms where drow sleeps and takes stuff. Finds writes from drow about Lolth and Keearansaly. Meepo no understand drow writes much. Fights more drow and magic drow. Magic drow hit Meepo with litening again and almost kills. Litening litening litening. Stupid drow always litening Meepo. Meepo starts hate drow like Magic Elf Derida! Magic Elf Derida makes magic room to sleep in. Maybe Meepo ask invisble servent mass messag rub Meepo feet. Meepo write more about kill drow soon.

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I'm back to present more of Meepo's musings, after a longer than expected hiatus due to a) travels, b) a pregnant player and c) scheduling conflcts