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All work and no play makes no nice to Meepo.
The font is so numbing... Fun idea though.
The font is so numbing... Fun idea though.
The New Adventures of Meepo (Updated 6/25/05)
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Beginning 'The Standing Stone'
Meepo's Journal, part 10
Meepo no write for many sleeps. Master Rolwin make Meepo practice writing letters for many many sleeps. Says Meepo need write better be bard. Also learns about differnt words. Human words very strange. Many words must change for no reason. No be like kobold words. Meepo write so much hands feel like they die. Master Rolwin say Meepo get better so Meepo happy. Friends leaving soon so Meepo go shopping in town. Meepo has many many golds from fighting magic kobold. Magic Elf Boss gives golds and armor and new pretty crossbow to Meepo. Meepo no can carry so many golds. Pretty Elf Lady takes cloak Meepo Wants but Meepo die much if no for Pretty Elf Lady so Meepo no mind. Meepo buy very very pretty neW mandolin. Also buy more ink for Meepo Writes storys. Meepo no want run out of ink away town. No one write friend storys if Meepo no ink. Meepo finds man in allee Who sell many many tasty dead rats in bag. Meepo throw away old food now since finds tasty rats. Meepo also buy new clothes. Meepo new clothes green and ornge and red. Very very pretty. Meepo hope peoples like him more now.
Meepo trying new thing Master Rolwin teach him call paragraf. Master Rolwin say Meepo skip space after writes some. Human writes be strange. Meepo and friends ride away from city. Meepo say goodbye to Master Rolwin. Meepo sad leave Master Rolwin. How Meepo learns more now? Meepo ask Magic Elf teach. Rides for six sleeps threw forest. Forest make nice to Meepo. Trees block light from nasty sun. Meepo eyes only hurts small in forest. Meepo very bored riding so practice playing mandolin and shooting crossbow at trees. Meepo almost fall off pony when hear scream. Old man runs at friends say help help save us. Big Man on Horse ride up at kill old man with big sword. Meepo shoot crossbow at Big Man on Horse but arrow go threw him. Big Man on Horse be ghost? Meepo sing songs so friends fights more good. Friends try fight Big Man on Horse but he ride aWay and disappeer. Meepo no know how.
Rides more finds human house. Knocks on door old man let friends in. Also be Pretty Red Lady in house. Old man talk about Big Man on Horse and elfs attaksing toWn. Meepo try write notes but spill ink. Meepo move plant cover ink on floor. Old man say friends sleep in house. Pretty Red Lady and Sneaky Lady talk lots go in room with bed talks all night. Sneaky Lady smile lot after talk Pretty Red Lady.
Rides to town. Many many humans comes wants food. Meepo gives rat to human hatchling. Old Furry Man talks talks talks about Big Man on Horse and elfs and fights and food. Maybe other stuff. Meepo get bored no listen. Arrow comes threw him. Meepo wonder how Old Furry Man do that but then he dead. Birds attaks. Birds shoot arrow? Meepo no know how bird use bow. Gos to tall house. Talks Old Magic Man and SWord Lady. Old Magic Man talk lots but Meepo no know what meen. Magic Elf talks Old Magic Man. Sword Lady show sword to Man-elf with Sword.
Rides to big round hill. Go in door to maze. Fights many Ugly Dead Mans. Roof fall on Sneaky Lady but no die. Meepo lost in maze. Meepo hope friends know Where go. Down stairs finds dead human bed. Old Dead Human fights Big Orc. Old Dead Human beat Big Orc like young kobold from Wrong tribe. No kill Big Orc. Old Dead Human say you honorabbl so me no kill. Old Dead Human talk about dragons and druids. Meepo like storys about dragons. Old Dead Human say no be Big Man on Horse. Man-elf With SWord say Old Dead Human give me sWord. Old Dead Human laugh. Friends tired so sleeps by dead human bed. Meepo no tired talks Old Dead Human. Meepo ask Old Dead Human tell more dragon storys.
Meepo learns lots in forest and town and dead human place. Meepo climb tree lots learn how. Meepo also think maybe Meepo do more bard magics now. Meepo try new magics after sleeps. Meepo maybe try do spell Magic Elf call summon useless owl. Meepo make nice to useless owl. Meepo being bard is funs! Meepo write more when happens.
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Meepo's Journal, part 10
Meepo no write for many sleeps. Master Rolwin make Meepo practice writing letters for many many sleeps. Says Meepo need write better be bard. Also learns about differnt words. Human words very strange. Many words must change for no reason. No be like kobold words. Meepo write so much hands feel like they die. Master Rolwin say Meepo get better so Meepo happy. Friends leaving soon so Meepo go shopping in town. Meepo has many many golds from fighting magic kobold. Magic Elf Boss gives golds and armor and new pretty crossbow to Meepo. Meepo no can carry so many golds. Pretty Elf Lady takes cloak Meepo Wants but Meepo die much if no for Pretty Elf Lady so Meepo no mind. Meepo buy very very pretty neW mandolin. Also buy more ink for Meepo Writes storys. Meepo no want run out of ink away town. No one write friend storys if Meepo no ink. Meepo finds man in allee Who sell many many tasty dead rats in bag. Meepo throw away old food now since finds tasty rats. Meepo also buy new clothes. Meepo new clothes green and ornge and red. Very very pretty. Meepo hope peoples like him more now.
Meepo trying new thing Master Rolwin teach him call paragraf. Master Rolwin say Meepo skip space after writes some. Human writes be strange. Meepo and friends ride away from city. Meepo say goodbye to Master Rolwin. Meepo sad leave Master Rolwin. How Meepo learns more now? Meepo ask Magic Elf teach. Rides for six sleeps threw forest. Forest make nice to Meepo. Trees block light from nasty sun. Meepo eyes only hurts small in forest. Meepo very bored riding so practice playing mandolin and shooting crossbow at trees. Meepo almost fall off pony when hear scream. Old man runs at friends say help help save us. Big Man on Horse ride up at kill old man with big sword. Meepo shoot crossbow at Big Man on Horse but arrow go threw him. Big Man on Horse be ghost? Meepo sing songs so friends fights more good. Friends try fight Big Man on Horse but he ride aWay and disappeer. Meepo no know how.
Rides more finds human house. Knocks on door old man let friends in. Also be Pretty Red Lady in house. Old man talk about Big Man on Horse and elfs attaksing toWn. Meepo try write notes but spill ink. Meepo move plant cover ink on floor. Old man say friends sleep in house. Pretty Red Lady and Sneaky Lady talk lots go in room with bed talks all night. Sneaky Lady smile lot after talk Pretty Red Lady.
Rides to town. Many many humans comes wants food. Meepo gives rat to human hatchling. Old Furry Man talks talks talks about Big Man on Horse and elfs and fights and food. Maybe other stuff. Meepo get bored no listen. Arrow comes threw him. Meepo wonder how Old Furry Man do that but then he dead. Birds attaks. Birds shoot arrow? Meepo no know how bird use bow. Gos to tall house. Talks Old Magic Man and SWord Lady. Old Magic Man talk lots but Meepo no know what meen. Magic Elf talks Old Magic Man. Sword Lady show sword to Man-elf with Sword.
Rides to big round hill. Go in door to maze. Fights many Ugly Dead Mans. Roof fall on Sneaky Lady but no die. Meepo lost in maze. Meepo hope friends know Where go. Down stairs finds dead human bed. Old Dead Human fights Big Orc. Old Dead Human beat Big Orc like young kobold from Wrong tribe. No kill Big Orc. Old Dead Human say you honorabbl so me no kill. Old Dead Human talk about dragons and druids. Meepo like storys about dragons. Old Dead Human say no be Big Man on Horse. Man-elf With SWord say Old Dead Human give me sWord. Old Dead Human laugh. Friends tired so sleeps by dead human bed. Meepo no tired talks Old Dead Human. Meepo ask Old Dead Human tell more dragon storys.
Meepo learns lots in forest and town and dead human place. Meepo climb tree lots learn how. Meepo also think maybe Meepo do more bard magics now. Meepo try new magics after sleeps. Meepo maybe try do spell Magic Elf call summon useless owl. Meepo make nice to useless owl. Meepo being bard is funs! Meepo write more when happens.
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Interlude: Fred, Bard of Waterdeep
Meepo write differnt kind storys. Meepo write story Master Rolwin teach. Go like this.
There be man visit Waterdeep. Man walk threw graveyard hear music. Man see no people so search for where music come from. He finds grave of famous bard name... uh... Fred. Meepo forgets name. Man realize music be famous song Fred writes call Eighth Ballad of Waterdeep but plays backward. Man no know what mean so go finds friend bring to grave. Man and friend get back and hears differnt song by bard plays backward. New song be Seventh Ballad of Waterdeep.
Man and friend no know what be so go finds music teacher ask. Music teacher and man and friend go back to grave. Now song play backward be Fifth Ballad of Waterdeep. Music teacher say songs be playing in revers order. Eight Seven Fifth. Stay at grave all day and hears more songs backwards. More people comes hears music. Second Ballad of Waterdeep plays backwards and there be many many people there listen.
Then graveyard keeper come. Someone in crowd ask keeper about music playing. Caretaker say oh no worry about. Fred just decomposing.
Meepo no get joke but other peoples laugh so Meepo write down.
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No session for my ground this week, hence the interlude. Should have a new post next week.
Meepo write differnt kind storys. Meepo write story Master Rolwin teach. Go like this.
There be man visit Waterdeep. Man walk threw graveyard hear music. Man see no people so search for where music come from. He finds grave of famous bard name... uh... Fred. Meepo forgets name. Man realize music be famous song Fred writes call Eighth Ballad of Waterdeep but plays backward. Man no know what mean so go finds friend bring to grave. Man and friend get back and hears differnt song by bard plays backward. New song be Seventh Ballad of Waterdeep.
Man and friend no know what be so go finds music teacher ask. Music teacher and man and friend go back to grave. Now song play backward be Fifth Ballad of Waterdeep. Music teacher say songs be playing in revers order. Eight Seven Fifth. Stay at grave all day and hears more songs backwards. More people comes hears music. Second Ballad of Waterdeep plays backwards and there be many many people there listen.
Then graveyard keeper come. Someone in crowd ask keeper about music playing. Caretaker say oh no worry about. Fred just decomposing.
Meepo no get joke but other peoples laugh so Meepo write down.
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No session for my ground this week, hence the interlude. Should have a new post next week.
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kolikeos said:
A couple reasons. Meepo wants to fit in. He wants to be part of the new, exciting world of his friends. So he wants to write in their language.
I decided Meepo was illiterate in common and barely lliterate in the kobold's corrupted version of Draconic. There's no one in the party to teach him how to write Draconic.
He speaks Draconic quite well (at least compared to his Common), something I don't think the PCs realize yet.
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Continuing 'The Standing Stone'
Grim news tonight, as Meepo falls in battle with wild elves in the forest outside of Ossington. Presented here is what he had written at that point, as well as a letter addressed to the rest of the party which was found in his belongings.
Meepo writes more storys. Old Dead Human sword have name. Man-elfs sword have name. Meepo decide name Meepo sword. Meepo Sword name be Gobkurik. Name meen Goblin slawter in kobold words.
Rides threw forest to town. Finds hobyahs in forrest. Meepo try make nice to hobyah give criket cause hobyahs be cute. More hobyahs comes. Magic Elf give food to new hobyahs. Hobyahs sit in trees and watch Meepo. Many more hobyah comes. Hobyahs jump from trees attaks Meepo. Hobyah jump on Meepo bites face off. Meepo hurts bad. Meepo no make nice to hobyahs more. Meepo no feels good. Meepo thinks Meepo be poisoned. Meepo burps lots and skin feel like on fire. Yusdrayl sometimes give Meepo poison for fun. Meepo no thinks be fun.
Talks to bard in town name Cukoo. Cukoo show Meepo Lute. Talks about songs about dragon Shardylawn. Meepo likes talks dragons but Meepo no like Cukoo. Meepo be bard for friends. Cukoo try take Meepo place? Meepo will watch Cukoo. Friends rests in town. Meepo go looks at big stones. Big stones has words but Meepo no know what says.
Cukoo says gos with to Red Horse Hill. Meepo says no but friends says yes.
Sadly, this was all Meepo had a chance to write. Below is the letter his companions found
Meepo be scared Meepo die so Meepo writes so say bye to friends. Meepo wants thank friends for freeing Meepo and taking on many great adventures. Meepo no feel like be just kobold stuck in cave no more. That all Meepo ever want.
Meepo is sad be dead but happy if friends be alive read Meepo writes. Meepo wonder who write epic story now thoh. Meepo also be very ascared meet kobold god. Kobold god no make nice to Meepo.
Meepo ask friends tells other kobolds about Meepo. Meepo hope other kobolds make nice to friends. Meepo hope one day all kobolds make nice. Kobolds make nice come live in towns with humans and elfs and dwarfs. Kobolds no get kill so much if make nice.
Meepo give golds to friends. Meepo no have golds if no for friends anyway. Meepo want friends buy nice things for selfs with Meepo golds.
Meepo call friends by names now. Friends never say Meepo can but now Meepo dead so Meepo guess be ok.
Meepo give shiny knife to Ka. Knife be small for Ka but Meepo want Ka have. Ka kill many nasty goblins with knife for Meepo.
Meepo give crosbow and hide kit to Dalewin. Dalewin know crosbow best for shoots enemmies. Meepo no get chance to use hide kit but maybe Dalewin need for sneaky stuff.
Meepo sad no can write storys Torel want now. Meepo give mandolin to Torel. Maybe Torel learn play Mandolin some day maybe sing song about Meepo.
Magic Elf Darida first friend make nice to Meepo. Meepo miss Magic Elf Darida very much if die. Meepo give dragon pednat to Magic Elf Darida. Dragon pednat very special to Meepo. Meepo get pednat when becom Keeper of Dragon. Pednat not shiny but Magic Elf Darida think of Meepo when see.
Meepo no have gives for Pretty Elf Lady Evrluv. Meepo sad so Meepo writes pome for Pretty Elf Lady Evrluv.
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I have a feeling Meepo may get another chance to write his epic stories, though, as Derrida cast gentle repose on his body and Daelwyn's player was heard to say, "If we don't raise him I'm not playing any more."
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Grim news tonight, as Meepo falls in battle with wild elves in the forest outside of Ossington. Presented here is what he had written at that point, as well as a letter addressed to the rest of the party which was found in his belongings.
Meepo writes more storys. Old Dead Human sword have name. Man-elfs sword have name. Meepo decide name Meepo sword. Meepo Sword name be Gobkurik. Name meen Goblin slawter in kobold words.
Rides threw forest to town. Finds hobyahs in forrest. Meepo try make nice to hobyah give criket cause hobyahs be cute. More hobyahs comes. Magic Elf give food to new hobyahs. Hobyahs sit in trees and watch Meepo. Many more hobyah comes. Hobyahs jump from trees attaks Meepo. Hobyah jump on Meepo bites face off. Meepo hurts bad. Meepo no make nice to hobyahs more. Meepo no feels good. Meepo thinks Meepo be poisoned. Meepo burps lots and skin feel like on fire. Yusdrayl sometimes give Meepo poison for fun. Meepo no thinks be fun.
Talks to bard in town name Cukoo. Cukoo show Meepo Lute. Talks about songs about dragon Shardylawn. Meepo likes talks dragons but Meepo no like Cukoo. Meepo be bard for friends. Cukoo try take Meepo place? Meepo will watch Cukoo. Friends rests in town. Meepo go looks at big stones. Big stones has words but Meepo no know what says.
Cukoo says gos with to Red Horse Hill. Meepo says no but friends says yes.
Sadly, this was all Meepo had a chance to write. Below is the letter his companions found
Meepo write words for friends reads for if Meepo die
Meepo be scared Meepo die so Meepo writes so say bye to friends. Meepo wants thank friends for freeing Meepo and taking on many great adventures. Meepo no feel like be just kobold stuck in cave no more. That all Meepo ever want.
Meepo is sad be dead but happy if friends be alive read Meepo writes. Meepo wonder who write epic story now thoh. Meepo also be very ascared meet kobold god. Kobold god no make nice to Meepo.
Meepo ask friends tells other kobolds about Meepo. Meepo hope other kobolds make nice to friends. Meepo hope one day all kobolds make nice. Kobolds make nice come live in towns with humans and elfs and dwarfs. Kobolds no get kill so much if make nice.
Meepo give golds to friends. Meepo no have golds if no for friends anyway. Meepo want friends buy nice things for selfs with Meepo golds.
Meepo call friends by names now. Friends never say Meepo can but now Meepo dead so Meepo guess be ok.
Meepo give shiny knife to Ka. Knife be small for Ka but Meepo want Ka have. Ka kill many nasty goblins with knife for Meepo.
Meepo give crosbow and hide kit to Dalewin. Dalewin know crosbow best for shoots enemmies. Meepo no get chance to use hide kit but maybe Dalewin need for sneaky stuff.
Meepo sad no can write storys Torel want now. Meepo give mandolin to Torel. Maybe Torel learn play Mandolin some day maybe sing song about Meepo.
Magic Elf Darida first friend make nice to Meepo. Meepo miss Magic Elf Darida very much if die. Meepo give dragon pednat to Magic Elf Darida. Dragon pednat very special to Meepo. Meepo get pednat when becom Keeper of Dragon. Pednat not shiny but Magic Elf Darida think of Meepo when see.
Meepo no have gives for Pretty Elf Lady Evrluv. Meepo sad so Meepo writes pome for Pretty Elf Lady Evrluv.
Meepo hurts bad.
Is always like this?
Hard writes epic story
when blood everywhere.
Pretty Elf Lady touchs Meepo.
Meepo hurts no more.
Meepo love Pretty Elf Lady.
Is always like this?
Hard writes epic story
when blood everywhere.
Pretty Elf Lady touchs Meepo.
Meepo hurts no more.
Meepo love Pretty Elf Lady.
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I have a feeling Meepo may get another chance to write his epic stories, though, as Derrida cast gentle repose on his body and Daelwyn's player was heard to say, "If we don't raise him I'm not playing any more."
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Raising Meepo, or You Can't Keep a Good Kobold Down
Elf shoots Meepo with arrow hurts very much then Meepo dies. Very strange to dies. Meepo no remember much about be dead. Fuzzy. Essept no feel arrow in chest when dead. Meepo feels something pulls Meepo in head. Meepo no know what be but Meepo somehow thinks friends calls him. Wakes up in tempel. Friends made Meepo no be dead. Meepo no know how can thank friends for make no be dead. Meepo no be ready to die. Meepo want do more afore dies. Meepo wonder how many sleeps be dead. Meepo no can tell. Be in big big city. Many many peoples in city. Meepo no ever see so many peoples. Maybe some peoples make nice to Meepo.
Friends tell Meepo about Ghost Horseman and town. Friends find dead elfs bones. Finds lake by Red Horse Hill. Horseman walks to lake sinks. Finds Horseman bones. Horseman no be evil. Peoples in town kills elfs and Horseman. People in town be evil. Gos back to town fights Sword Lady and Old Magic Man and Cukoo and towns peoples. Meepo knows Cukoo no make nice. Then rides to make Meepo no dead.
Meepo needs go shopping. Meepo want get magic lute that make big fireballs but no find. Inn friends stay at has place for bards sing. Meepo sings for peoples. Some peoples like Meepo gives copers. Some peoples no like Meepo. Gnome no make nice to Meepo throw old fruit. Fruit hits Meepo during song about Meepo fights goblins and Meepo forget words. Meepo make up song about gnomes mate and pony and sing. Song very funny but gnome no think funny. Gnome try fights Meepo but Inn Man makes gnome leavs.
Meepo writes pirate story.
There be seaman meets pirate in tavern. Seaman and pirate talks abouts exciting adventures at sea. Seaman sees pirate has peg leg and hook hand and eye patch.
Seaman say how you get peg leg?
Pirate says We be at sea in big storm. Me gets thrown overboard into water with many sharks. Just as be pulled out shark bites leg off.
Seaman says wow! How you get hook?
Pirate says We be boarding enemmy ship and fights many sailors with swords. One sailor cuts off hand with sword.
Seaman says Incredibble! How you get eye patch?
Pirate say a Seagull dropping fell in eye.
Seaman no can believe say you lost your eye to seagull dropping?
Pirate say Well it be me first day with hook.
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Elf shoots Meepo with arrow hurts very much then Meepo dies. Very strange to dies. Meepo no remember much about be dead. Fuzzy. Essept no feel arrow in chest when dead. Meepo feels something pulls Meepo in head. Meepo no know what be but Meepo somehow thinks friends calls him. Wakes up in tempel. Friends made Meepo no be dead. Meepo no know how can thank friends for make no be dead. Meepo no be ready to die. Meepo want do more afore dies. Meepo wonder how many sleeps be dead. Meepo no can tell. Be in big big city. Many many peoples in city. Meepo no ever see so many peoples. Maybe some peoples make nice to Meepo.
Friends tell Meepo about Ghost Horseman and town. Friends find dead elfs bones. Finds lake by Red Horse Hill. Horseman walks to lake sinks. Finds Horseman bones. Horseman no be evil. Peoples in town kills elfs and Horseman. People in town be evil. Gos back to town fights Sword Lady and Old Magic Man and Cukoo and towns peoples. Meepo knows Cukoo no make nice. Then rides to make Meepo no dead.
Meepo needs go shopping. Meepo want get magic lute that make big fireballs but no find. Inn friends stay at has place for bards sing. Meepo sings for peoples. Some peoples like Meepo gives copers. Some peoples no like Meepo. Gnome no make nice to Meepo throw old fruit. Fruit hits Meepo during song about Meepo fights goblins and Meepo forget words. Meepo make up song about gnomes mate and pony and sing. Song very funny but gnome no think funny. Gnome try fights Meepo but Inn Man makes gnome leavs.
Meepo writes pirate story.
There be seaman meets pirate in tavern. Seaman and pirate talks abouts exciting adventures at sea. Seaman sees pirate has peg leg and hook hand and eye patch.
Seaman say how you get peg leg?
Pirate says We be at sea in big storm. Me gets thrown overboard into water with many sharks. Just as be pulled out shark bites leg off.
Seaman says wow! How you get hook?
Pirate says We be boarding enemmy ship and fights many sailors with swords. One sailor cuts off hand with sword.
Seaman says Incredibble! How you get eye patch?
Pirate say a Seagull dropping fell in eye.
Seaman no can believe say you lost your eye to seagull dropping?
Pirate say Well it be me first day with hook.
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Interlude: Meepo joins Torrell and Lady Everlove unexpectedly
Meepo gos with Man-elf and Pretty Elf Lady. Rides to tower in mountains meets Dwarfs. Gos in tower. Meepo must jump over big pit with spikes and dead dwarf. Meepo almosts falls in. Fights Dwarf-boar and Imp in kitchen. Imp bites Man-elf many and Man-elf move slows. Meepo sings and shoots at Imp but misses. After kills finds pretty shiny coins Man-elf call platnum. Gos in room with strange metal bowl and pipes. meepo no know what be.
Gos down stairs. Fights dwarf then heals. Dwarf go withs. Go down more. Fights Dwarf-boar and nasty gnome. Meepo stabs gnome with shiny sword. Gnome stab Meepo with sword. Hurts very lots. Man-elf kills gnome afore Meepo gets nother chance to kills gnome. Finds ax and stuff in lock room. Meepo takes some stuff. No know what be. Meepo hope be good takes.
Finds secret door gos in. Finds stuff in boxs. Opens box finds two bird-things. Bird-things have glow eyes. Meepo sings. Bird bites dwarf kills and dwarf be statue. Many peoples Meepo know made be statues. Meepo never knew happen so much. Man-elf and Prety Elf Lady kills birds.
Go up many stair. Man-elf step on trap acid fall on. Acid falls on Meepo too. Acid no make nice to Meepo. Finds dwarf on roof. Dwarf lights whole roof on fire. Runs down stairs out door. Fights four dwarf-boars.
Meepo no what be doing. Finds nice stuff but why be here? Maybe next gos to better place finds dragon for Meepo.
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Background: Hadn't planned to run anything this week, but two of my players were unexpectedly available, so I pulled down a free adventure from WotC and ran it with no prep... things went about as you would expect for an unplanned session, hence Meepo's comments at the end.
Meepo gos with Man-elf and Pretty Elf Lady. Rides to tower in mountains meets Dwarfs. Gos in tower. Meepo must jump over big pit with spikes and dead dwarf. Meepo almosts falls in. Fights Dwarf-boar and Imp in kitchen. Imp bites Man-elf many and Man-elf move slows. Meepo sings and shoots at Imp but misses. After kills finds pretty shiny coins Man-elf call platnum. Gos in room with strange metal bowl and pipes. meepo no know what be.
Gos down stairs. Fights dwarf then heals. Dwarf go withs. Go down more. Fights Dwarf-boar and nasty gnome. Meepo stabs gnome with shiny sword. Gnome stab Meepo with sword. Hurts very lots. Man-elf kills gnome afore Meepo gets nother chance to kills gnome. Finds ax and stuff in lock room. Meepo takes some stuff. No know what be. Meepo hope be good takes.
Finds secret door gos in. Finds stuff in boxs. Opens box finds two bird-things. Bird-things have glow eyes. Meepo sings. Bird bites dwarf kills and dwarf be statue. Many peoples Meepo know made be statues. Meepo never knew happen so much. Man-elf and Prety Elf Lady kills birds.
Go up many stair. Man-elf step on trap acid fall on. Acid falls on Meepo too. Acid no make nice to Meepo. Finds dwarf on roof. Dwarf lights whole roof on fire. Runs down stairs out door. Fights four dwarf-boars.
Meepo no what be doing. Finds nice stuff but why be here? Maybe next gos to better place finds dragon for Meepo.
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Background: Hadn't planned to run anything this week, but two of my players were unexpectedly available, so I pulled down a free adventure from WotC and ran it with no prep... things went about as you would expect for an unplanned session, hence Meepo's comments at the end.
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Interlude: Start at the End
Meepo's Journal, page 19
Man come say Lord Randal Morn want talk. Randal Morn be boss of city. Randal morn send Meepo Big Orc Sneaky Lady and Magic Elf to kill dragon. Meepo think Meepo only one no hate dragons. Rides to dungeon. Fights blue dragon. Blue dragon spits lightening at Big Orc. Big Orc hair be all poofed out. Kills dragon and takes golds. Gos thru door fights big plant things. Meepo no know what be. Finds room with Meepo size tunnel. Friends crawl but Meepo can walks. Sometimes good be small like Meepo.
Fights ugly dog things. Ugly dog things be easy to kills tho. Next fights weird gray thing with skull head. Meepo no know what be. Weird gray thing looks at Big Orc. Big Orc say later that feels like weird gray thing almost kills with look. Kills gray thing while Meepo sings. Gos thru room with bridge over tar. Big Orc falls in pit and burns by tar. Pulls out but Big Orc very hurt. Magic Elf gives two potions. Meepo cast spell to make Big Orc less hurts too. Meepo happy Meepo can helps. Finds door. Sneaky Lady picks lock. Insides room finds Dead Magic Human. Dead Magic Human talks says You free me from prison now the world feel wrath of Elizar Brand Hand. Says more but Meepo forgets. Fights Dead Magic Human and kills. Meepo think Dead Magic Human no be too strong. Dies easy.
Finds shiny treasures. Meepo think Meepo learn lots from fights. Meepo going to learns new magics. Maybe learns make Meepo no be seen. Maybe Meepo no die so much if no see. Meepo also pay make dead animal cloths be magic so meepo no get hurts so much when gets hit.
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Background: Ran a short one-session adventure to help everyone level up before starting Nightfang Spire. As you might guess from the end of the journal entry, Meepo also leveled, reaching 4th. Changed the end fight in the free adventure to be a lich, and dumped a couple of fights from it as we were running short of time.
Meepo's Journal, page 19
Man come say Lord Randal Morn want talk. Randal Morn be boss of city. Randal morn send Meepo Big Orc Sneaky Lady and Magic Elf to kill dragon. Meepo think Meepo only one no hate dragons. Rides to dungeon. Fights blue dragon. Blue dragon spits lightening at Big Orc. Big Orc hair be all poofed out. Kills dragon and takes golds. Gos thru door fights big plant things. Meepo no know what be. Finds room with Meepo size tunnel. Friends crawl but Meepo can walks. Sometimes good be small like Meepo.
Fights ugly dog things. Ugly dog things be easy to kills tho. Next fights weird gray thing with skull head. Meepo no know what be. Weird gray thing looks at Big Orc. Big Orc say later that feels like weird gray thing almost kills with look. Kills gray thing while Meepo sings. Gos thru room with bridge over tar. Big Orc falls in pit and burns by tar. Pulls out but Big Orc very hurt. Magic Elf gives two potions. Meepo cast spell to make Big Orc less hurts too. Meepo happy Meepo can helps. Finds door. Sneaky Lady picks lock. Insides room finds Dead Magic Human. Dead Magic Human talks says You free me from prison now the world feel wrath of Elizar Brand Hand. Says more but Meepo forgets. Fights Dead Magic Human and kills. Meepo think Dead Magic Human no be too strong. Dies easy.
Finds shiny treasures. Meepo think Meepo learn lots from fights. Meepo going to learns new magics. Maybe learns make Meepo no be seen. Maybe Meepo no die so much if no see. Meepo also pay make dead animal cloths be magic so meepo no get hurts so much when gets hit.
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Background: Ran a short one-session adventure to help everyone level up before starting Nightfang Spire. As you might guess from the end of the journal entry, Meepo also leveled, reaching 4th. Changed the end fight in the free adventure to be a lich, and dumped a couple of fights from it as we were running short of time.
