... the pay phone rings. What do you do?

[warlord]

To anwser or not to awnser that is the question.

AWNSER IT! This is your only chance to get the girl of your dreams. The call is really some really hot girl begging for help. As you follow the directions she gives you you fight assorted evil things and display John Woo style action moves you never knew you had.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

*ring*

"Hello?

*listens* "You don't say!"

*listens* "You don't say!"

*listens* "You don't say!"

*listens* "Goodbye."

Other guy: "Hey, who was that?"

Guy on phone: "He didn't say."

*rimshot*

Okay, I know I've heard that on a TV show or in a movie, I just can't remember where.

 

[RithTheAwakener]

Pick up the phone.... say
(/keanu) MORPHEUS?! WHOA!

 

[Turanil]

AWNSER IT! This is your only chance to get the girl of your dreams. The call is really some really hot girl begging for help. As you follow the directions she gives you you fight assorted evil things and display John Woo style action moves you never knew you had.

The girl is really hot for sure!! It's a girl of dream yeah!!! But... but... It's too late. I have waited for too long, and I am too old now. What about a good drink watching the TV instead??

By the way, "girl of your dreams"?, I believe that the original poster does not seek "a girl of her dreams" (Lady Acoma maybe, but probably not Queen Doppelpopolis).

 

[Darth K'Trava]

The wierdest occurrance, by far, of a ringing pay phone in my experience was at a rest stop on Interstate Highway 5. The caller was a woman who propositioned me to join she and her boyfriend for sex. Whether this was legitimate or not, I will never know, as I chose to decline. I guess I'm just a boring old stick-in-the-mud when it comes to some things.

I'd say that's for the best - your story sounds like it could've been the beginning of an urban legend that would've ended badly.

Yeah. 'Cause it was probably Torm's wife doing the calling.... And the urban legend woulda been "did I just hang out and do 'ahem' with a deity and his mate?"

 

[JimAde]

Okay, I know I've heard that on a TV show or in a movie, I just can't remember where.

It's an old, old bit. I think I saw it on a three stooges short (or maybe it was the Marx brothers, it was a long time ago). Anyway, it's been used many times since by (at least) Benny Hill and Mel Brooks.

 

[Torm]

Yeah. 'Cause it was probably Torm's wife doing the calling.... And the urban legend woulda been "did I just hang out and do 'ahem' with a deity and his mate?"

Arbiter's a woman?

I was thinking more like the kind where you wake up in a tub full of bloody ice with "Welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS" written in lipstick on the bathroom mirror. Something like that.

But actually, it would be .... Jenny Sizzler! And her sister, JENNY SIZZLER!

 

[Uzumaki]

Yeeg, that actually gave me a chill, Torm.

 

[I'm A Banana]

I was thinking more like the kind where you wake up in a tub full of bloody ice with "Welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS" written in lipstick on the bathroom mirror. Something like that.

Yeah, when I thought that would stop happening after a while, I knew I was just asking for it. I mean, fool me once, shame on you. Fool me nine and a half times, shame on me.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Arbiter's a woman?

I guess you have to ask Arbiter that one...

I was thinking more like the kind where you wake up in a tub full of bloody ice with "Welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS" written in lipstick on the bathroom mirror. Something like that.

Sounds like your teen years....

But actually, it would be .... Jenny Sizzler! And her sister, JENNY SIZZLER!

Who? and Who?