RithTheAwakener
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Darth K'Trava said:
that would be from Kids in the Hall, one of the greatest comedy shows ever. Although i thought it was Jerry Sizzler?
... the pay phone rings. What do you do?
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that would be from Kids in the Hall, one of the greatest comedy shows ever. Although i thought it was Jerry Sizzler?
Darth K'Trava
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RithTheAwakener said:
Never heard of it.
And don't freak him out more than he already is.... (wondering if Arbiter is male or female is probably eating at him right now....
)The Ring taught me never to answer phones after a scary movie
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wait, that movie wasn't scary. That's it, I'm answering the phone.
"Hello?"
"This is Tim Smith from Provadaiszatomis Real Estate ready to tell you about the exciting world of Time-Share"
"I don't need a time share..."
"But wait! If you act now, we'll throw a FREE ski weekend for you and your family...."
" No"
"I am the great Devil of Timeshares and you will do what I say. You will buy a time-share and like it.
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargggggggggggggggh"
((sounds of pain as my eyes are seared out and my face burns))
Lesson learned, don't pickup that phone, they could sell you a TIMESHARE.
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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wait, that movie wasn't scary. That's it, I'm answering the phone.
"Hello?"
"This is Tim Smith from Provadaiszatomis Real Estate ready to tell you about the exciting world of Time-Share"
"I don't need a time share..."
"But wait! If you act now, we'll throw a FREE ski weekend for you and your family...."
" No"
"I am the great Devil of Timeshares and you will do what I say. You will buy a time-share and like it.
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargggggggggggggggh"
((sounds of pain as my eyes are seared out and my face burns))
Lesson learned, don't pickup that phone, they could sell you a TIMESHARE.
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Goblyn
Explorer
Frukathka said:
It was a McDonald's commercial ... the insidiousness of it. For more insidiousness, see this thread --> http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=140554
Kemrain
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What a great thread! Creepy and neat. Good responses, too. Thank you, Queen_Dopplepopolis.
And any thread that references The Kids in the Hall is awsome.
Let's see... I likes the math student idea...
He answers the phone, and to his suprise he hears his own panicked voice saying an algorithm back to him through the phone. It's a modified equation that he's been working on for years but could never perfect. It's the theoretical proof of time travel, and starts him down a wonderful chain of causality, because he gave the number to himself from an alternate future that never occured. Throw in time traveling monsters, spice heavily with the creepy, and you could have a winner.
- Kemrain the Enjoying the Thread.
And any thread that references The Kids in the Hall is awsome.
Let's see... I likes the math student idea...
He answers the phone, and to his suprise he hears his own panicked voice saying an algorithm back to him through the phone. It's a modified equation that he's been working on for years but could never perfect. It's the theoretical proof of time travel, and starts him down a wonderful chain of causality, because he gave the number to himself from an alternate future that never occured. Throw in time traveling monsters, spice heavily with the creepy, and you could have a winner.
- Kemrain the Enjoying the Thread.
Queen_Dopplepopolis
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Kemrain said:
Ha ha! I win!
Which is why I demand to keep the good responses coming!Kenrain said:
So far - I'd say your idea is the big winner. VERY COOL plot!
(ahhh - so many good ideas for modern adventures!)
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