The Poet vs Temuro!(STRATEGY) (Creamsteak judging)

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Merak Spielman, the Shadowed Poet

Member of the honorable Dojo Under the Stars record 10-6
Yellow Belt 2
Personal Record: 3-1
1 yen
Dojo Style: Southern Cross
Styles: Phoenix
Powers: Fists of Fury

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The Poet, enjoying his recent successes, decides to put on a Production. He erects a low stage in the middle of town, sets up some benches for spectators, and sits on a stool in the middle of the stage, waiting.

A sign next to the stage reads:

Watch the Poet take on an opponent of 2nd Tier!
If he wins, he becomes a
Green Belt!
(Challangers welcome!)


OOC: Non-style please. That last one was exhausting!
 
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I'll soon be defeated by Sidhe Li, so if you don't mind to wait a bit more, I'll challenge you. (I'll edit my stats in as soon as the fight is over.)

Edit: Stats:
Shiba Temuro, Phoenix Bushi

Yellow Belt D1 - Student of the Fighting Beast Dojo
Powers: Signature Style (Manticore), Dojo Style (Sword), Fist of Fury
Record 1 - 2
Yen: 1
 
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A young man wearing red armor as well as a katana and a wakizashi enters the town square.

"I am Shiba Temuro, samurai of the Phoenix clan. I heard about you, Merak Spielman. A great poet with a tongue sharper than many blades... And one who learned the way of the Phoenix, I can feel that. I will challenge you, here on this stage, with the words I find your Master to be hyena-like, your kingdom to be ordinary, and your philosophy to be weathered.
 

I see my reputation proceeds me.

The Poet looks out sadly at the empty benches he has set up.

But apparently it does not proceed me very far. I mean, we still need a judge... Maybe if I put up a sign.

The Poet wanders off briefly and changes the name of the thread.

"And now, back to business...
My philosophy WEATHERED???"


In retaliation I must relate
How unkempt are the men from your state.
When you approach I catch the smell
Of dungpiles done over medium well.
Near here I met a tramp wearing a sack
Who wants you to give his defenses back!



(I find your countrymen to be unkempt, your presence to be a(n) infested compost pile, and your defense to be obviously stolen from an honorless tramp.)
 

A small Kabuki Doll drops down from the sky!

"Welcome little boys, I would like to see your performance. I most certainly hope that it is a tragedy, and most certainly would enjoy it of one of you died... but alas that likely will not happen!"

The doll cackles in a strange maniacle way. It is odd that her mouth remains stiff the entire time, but you can tell there is a great deal of pent up evil inside this doll.

"I will judge this match! Ka-Ha!"

The stage transforms and takes the shape of the Ancient Master's decree:

The ancient masters have decreed this match to take place at the cemetery south-east of the Imperial Pleasure Garden on the evening of the southern cross.

I declare that Shiba Temuro has won insults, as his carry more weight! You may decide match length and type!
 



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