The Realms of Enlightenment: The Grey Companions

[Kristeneve]

I have no knowledge of Cthulhu, but is sounds yuckie :\ , lets stamp it into the carpet...

*Squish!, *Splat!, *Stamp!, and no..., 'Nibble', u cannot eat that....sigh

I have a friend whose dog who actually ate the dried up, crusty remnant of her newborn daughter's umbilical cord after it fell off! Sometimes you just can't top plain old reality.

 

[Jon Potter]

I have a friend whose dog who actually ate the dried up, crusty remnant of her newborn daughter's umbilical cord after it fell off! Sometimes you just can't top plain old reality.

I REALLY wish you hadn't told me that.

I'm going to quietly retch in the corner now.

 

[Burningspear]

I REALLY wish you hadn't told me that.

I'm going to quietly retch in the corner now.

....Lol...

 

[Kristeneve]

I REALLY wish you hadn't told me that.

I'm going to quietly retch in the corner now.

There has to be bonus experience points for that, right? I mean, it's not often you can make the DM retch in a corner!

 

[Burningspear]

There has to be bonus experience points for that, right? I mean, it's not often you can make the DM retch in a corner!

i sense a form of mutiny arising?
or someones arm being twisted in a 'nice' way to gain something...?

hahahaha...sniksnotterboohooghegheghe....

(rolling on the floor while making the above noises)

 

[Kristeneve]

i sense a form of mutiny arising?
or someones arm being twisted in a 'nice' way to gain something...?


We're always angling for experience points. Most of the time he just ignores us.

 

[Hairy Minotaur]

We're always angling for experience points. Most of the time he just ignores us.

That's when you need to take the plot wagon by the reigns and steer it to where you want to go. For exampe: you could've aligned yourselves with the beholder, then turned on it when it least expected, inserted Ayremac as the new leader (only because of the deep booming voice my head plays when I read his lines), and then taken your new clan to wipe the countryside's arse of any blemishes you saw fit to.

That'll make any DM take notice.

 

[Burningspear]

That'll make any DM take notice.

And probably make him react with a Deus Ex Machina effect

 

[Jon Potter]

And probably make him react with a Deus Ex Machina effect

Not me. That would have been fun. Everybody probably would have died, but it would have been fun.

 

[Burningspear]

Not me. That would have been fun. Everybody probably would have died, but it would have been fun.

Interesting to see glimpses of your mindset though, helps what to expect and what not to expect, though it does not yet help predict