Jon Potter
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[Realms #361a] Riddles and Scrolls
"I'm certain that the most obvious answer isn't the right choice in this, Huzair," Morier implored yet again. They had camped out in the room to consider the stone guardian's riddle and had debated possible solutions for what seemed like hours.
"It's five for 'healer' and one against," Shamalin reminded the mage, failing to keep the exasperation from her voice.
"Should we hear it again?" Ayremac suggested, looking meaningfully at Lela. For what seemed like the hundredth time, the sprite recited the riddle [1] out loud.
"I don't care what you all say, the leper is the only answer that makes sense!" Huzair insisted, thrusting his chin in a truculent angle. Ayremac sighed and turned to address the face.
"Do we have to have consensus?" He demanded, sounding a little like an overtired child.
The face, which seemed to have fallen asleep during the argument opened its eyes and responded solemnly, "You must all agree on the answer."
Karak grunted and elbowed Ayremac. When he had the holy warrior's attention he leaned in and muttered, "Perhaps Rake will make this easy on us and kill him." Ayremac looked shocked, but both Lela and Morier grinned at the dwarf's jest.
Huzair rolled his eyes and toyed with the tiny flame that flickered atop his out-stretched finger. "I heard many times from Garan-Zak that it is often the most obvious choice which is overlooked," he grumbled. "You're all over-thinking."
No amount of coaxing would change his mind, and finally the decision was made to forgo any answer, and rest for the night before backtracking in order to re-examine the scroll room before facing the challenge of Rake.
Shamalin cast her miracle and concentrated on the scrolls that Karak and the others handed to her. The strange parchment was coarse and somewhat brittle. She handled it carefully, suppressing a shiver. What had been totally indecipherable to her before was easily legible now, and she whispered a silent prayer of thanks for that ability. The first scroll was a strange collection of names and dates and numbers. She shivered as she realized that it was a long list of individuals along with what were presumably dates of their capture. All names were elven, and Shamalin's gaze swept over the lengthy list thinking of the nameless elven woman dead in the upstairs room.
"Why elves?" she wondered out loud and Ayremac shrugged.
"You saw the wilderness we came through to get here," he said as he handed her another scroll. "This far into Spiney Wood there's few but elves to be found. There are some human barbarian tribes to the east, but the nearest settled land is days away." Shamalin nodded her understanding and accepted the scroll.
She unfurled it and saw that it was a kind of journal entry by someone named Mendel, detailing a failed attempt to apply spell-stitching to a living subject. Shamalin made no connections to events as she knew them, but Huzair's eyes lit up.
"You can't spell-stich a body while they're alive," the mage told her, peering over her shoulder as if he'd suddenly be able to read the harsh lettering. "That's a necromantic thing; you use it on undead. I'm pretty sure it would kill a living creature."
"I'm quite certain that's of little concern to a necromancer," Ayremac hissed through clenched teeth.
"The name Mendel is familiar to me," Morier said hesitantly. He massaged his jaw thoughtfully. "Ledare mentioned meeting a fat man named Mendel in Riverneck."
"Aye," Karak nodded. "I remember her tellin' us 'bout him. They shared a tender moment, if I recall the tale proper."
"I believe there was a Charm spell involved, but you remember correctly," the albino said. "Riverneck is pretty far removed from here for it to be the same man. But if it is, then I'd say he was likely the naked wizard we killed when we first arrived here."
"A fitting end for such a butcher," Ayremac replied and selected another scroll for Shamalin.
Her eyes were beginning to blur as she studied the third scroll, and she knew in her heart that it would be her last. This one was written in the same hand as the first and specifically mentioned another group of Aphyx's followers on the shores of the Frozen Sea to the south who were attempting to release from his prison the former High King of Erlacor, Zagaroth the Despoiler. Apparently the group had sought the scriber's help in freeing the Rot Queen's son from his bondage, but he had refused - calling them fools. Suddenly Shamalin's blood ran cold and she nearly dropped the scroll. She was beginning to lose her ability to decipher the language, but something had sounded strangely familiar. Frantically she skimmed the rest of it, searching for some mention of names and events she knew all too well. But if that part of history had been documented, Flor was shielding her from it. She released the scroll and it closed of its own accord.
"That is as much as I can do," she announced, wearily.
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[1] Readers of the EN World boards may recognize both this riddle and some of the Tests of Character to follow. They were discussed in threads on these very boards, but that was before the database failure earlier this year, so I no longer know who to credit. If you know, please do mention it in this thread so that the proper author(s) can be credited.
"I'm certain that the most obvious answer isn't the right choice in this, Huzair," Morier implored yet again. They had camped out in the room to consider the stone guardian's riddle and had debated possible solutions for what seemed like hours.
"It's five for 'healer' and one against," Shamalin reminded the mage, failing to keep the exasperation from her voice.
"Should we hear it again?" Ayremac suggested, looking meaningfully at Lela. For what seemed like the hundredth time, the sprite recited the riddle [1] out loud.
"On the Feast-day of Brogine Four men sat on the slopes of a hill under the sun.
Said the Carpenter: "Woe is me, for though my family is healthy, I have a splinter under my flesh."
Said the Clothier: "Woe is me, for though I am rich, I have a needle-stick 'pon my finger."
Said the Farmer: "Woe is me, for though my fields are abundant, the calluses on my palms ache so."
Said the Leper: "Joy, joy is me! For though my body succumbs to the plague and my death
draws surely near, I have neither splinter nor needle-stick nor calluses!"
Who, then, was the happiest man?"
Said the Carpenter: "Woe is me, for though my family is healthy, I have a splinter under my flesh."
Said the Clothier: "Woe is me, for though I am rich, I have a needle-stick 'pon my finger."
Said the Farmer: "Woe is me, for though my fields are abundant, the calluses on my palms ache so."
Said the Leper: "Joy, joy is me! For though my body succumbs to the plague and my death
draws surely near, I have neither splinter nor needle-stick nor calluses!"
Who, then, was the happiest man?"
"I don't care what you all say, the leper is the only answer that makes sense!" Huzair insisted, thrusting his chin in a truculent angle. Ayremac sighed and turned to address the face.
"Do we have to have consensus?" He demanded, sounding a little like an overtired child.
The face, which seemed to have fallen asleep during the argument opened its eyes and responded solemnly, "You must all agree on the answer."
Karak grunted and elbowed Ayremac. When he had the holy warrior's attention he leaned in and muttered, "Perhaps Rake will make this easy on us and kill him." Ayremac looked shocked, but both Lela and Morier grinned at the dwarf's jest.
Huzair rolled his eyes and toyed with the tiny flame that flickered atop his out-stretched finger. "I heard many times from Garan-Zak that it is often the most obvious choice which is overlooked," he grumbled. "You're all over-thinking."
No amount of coaxing would change his mind, and finally the decision was made to forgo any answer, and rest for the night before backtracking in order to re-examine the scroll room before facing the challenge of Rake.
DAY THREE
Shamalin cast her miracle and concentrated on the scrolls that Karak and the others handed to her. The strange parchment was coarse and somewhat brittle. She handled it carefully, suppressing a shiver. What had been totally indecipherable to her before was easily legible now, and she whispered a silent prayer of thanks for that ability. The first scroll was a strange collection of names and dates and numbers. She shivered as she realized that it was a long list of individuals along with what were presumably dates of their capture. All names were elven, and Shamalin's gaze swept over the lengthy list thinking of the nameless elven woman dead in the upstairs room.
"Why elves?" she wondered out loud and Ayremac shrugged.
"You saw the wilderness we came through to get here," he said as he handed her another scroll. "This far into Spiney Wood there's few but elves to be found. There are some human barbarian tribes to the east, but the nearest settled land is days away." Shamalin nodded her understanding and accepted the scroll.
She unfurled it and saw that it was a kind of journal entry by someone named Mendel, detailing a failed attempt to apply spell-stitching to a living subject. Shamalin made no connections to events as she knew them, but Huzair's eyes lit up.
"You can't spell-stich a body while they're alive," the mage told her, peering over her shoulder as if he'd suddenly be able to read the harsh lettering. "That's a necromantic thing; you use it on undead. I'm pretty sure it would kill a living creature."
"I'm quite certain that's of little concern to a necromancer," Ayremac hissed through clenched teeth.
"The name Mendel is familiar to me," Morier said hesitantly. He massaged his jaw thoughtfully. "Ledare mentioned meeting a fat man named Mendel in Riverneck."
"Aye," Karak nodded. "I remember her tellin' us 'bout him. They shared a tender moment, if I recall the tale proper."
"I believe there was a Charm spell involved, but you remember correctly," the albino said. "Riverneck is pretty far removed from here for it to be the same man. But if it is, then I'd say he was likely the naked wizard we killed when we first arrived here."
"A fitting end for such a butcher," Ayremac replied and selected another scroll for Shamalin.
Her eyes were beginning to blur as she studied the third scroll, and she knew in her heart that it would be her last. This one was written in the same hand as the first and specifically mentioned another group of Aphyx's followers on the shores of the Frozen Sea to the south who were attempting to release from his prison the former High King of Erlacor, Zagaroth the Despoiler. Apparently the group had sought the scriber's help in freeing the Rot Queen's son from his bondage, but he had refused - calling them fools. Suddenly Shamalin's blood ran cold and she nearly dropped the scroll. She was beginning to lose her ability to decipher the language, but something had sounded strangely familiar. Frantically she skimmed the rest of it, searching for some mention of names and events she knew all too well. But if that part of history had been documented, Flor was shielding her from it. She released the scroll and it closed of its own accord.
"That is as much as I can do," she announced, wearily.
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[1] Readers of the EN World boards may recognize both this riddle and some of the Tests of Character to follow. They were discussed in threads on these very boards, but that was before the database failure earlier this year, so I no longer know who to credit. If you know, please do mention it in this thread so that the proper author(s) can be credited.