The rogue stole my paladin's pants

[Sejs]

Get even. It's only harmless fun, really, and it may teach her what it feels like.

Next time she goes off to take a bath or what have you, take every article of clothing she owns. Maybe leave her a towel if you're feeling nice.

It uh.. may require some assistance from other party members to pull off, however.

 

[S'mon]

She needs a good spanking.

 

[Invictikore]

You where wearing these pants when she stole them, that is pretty sad. I would not let your paladin watch ANYTHING I owned…

BUAWAWA!!!

 

[kirinke]

on the other hand, since she did pull it off, her god ought to reward her. if said god is a deity of trickery. It's not everyday a gnome can steal a paladin's pants.

 

[MEG Hal]

Ask MEG Hal for advice on how to handle being pants-less

It was only a matter of time till this (me) Paladin was drawn into the conversation .

It is not easy and you will never live it down just roll with the punches...it is the best way

 

[Breakstone]

Two words: Smite Evil.

Stealing pants is obviously an evil act (or so a good diplomacy check could say!), and evil must be stopped (or so most paladins say), so the combination of the two should allow you to reduce the gnome to a pile of unholy ash!

Avenge your pants, o mighty warrior!

 

[CCamfield]

while eminantly amusing, that move shouldn't have been possible, of course.

I have to say I agree here. Taking off a suit of full plate takes 1d4+1 minutes. If it's just the leg armour (which is far more than just greaves) it would only be a fraction of that time, maybe a quarter, but that should still give the paladin more than one chance to look, and really it's just impossible.

 

[Dirigible]

I dunno, sounds like a valid use of Epic-level Sleight of Hand to me.

Easily abusable, but valid.

 

[Ottergame]

Uberepic, maybe, but you don't want to encourage your players to run around saying "I steal his armor!" and expect to get away with it.

 

[Buttercup]

I'm glad you're taking it all in stride, but if I were DMing that game, the obnoxious little thief would be hanging from a gibbet in the town square by the end of the next session, and the player would be rolling up a new, less irritating character.